Posted by Tooddles on Thu 5 Mar 09, 1:25 PM to Tooddles's blog.
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle...
The frog jumped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant lady I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you, however, and i will turn back into the dapper young prince that i am. And then my sweet we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother
where you can prepare all my meals
clean my clothes, bear my children
and forever feel happy and grateful doing so.."
That night the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauted frogs legs, seasoned in white wine, and an onion cream sauce.. She chuckled and thought to herself:
I dont fuckin think so
| 5 Mar 09, 1:57 PM stormywaters PT, 4 yrs |
No, no, you've got this all wrong: He sat on her lap for a moment gazing up into her beautiful eyes, a small damp patch slowly spreading out around him. 'Yes?' she said in her mellifluous voice. Much emboldened at finding himself addressed by so ravishing a young lady, he croaked, 'if you will but kiss me, I will turn into a handsome prince, spank your lovely behind thrice daily and you will spend your life in paradise.' 'You are a sad and disgusting little pervert,' she said, and flicked him back into the cold, slimy pond, explaining, as he flew through the air, that that was where he belonged.. Well, unlike his conventional cousin, he survived to try his luck another day. So I reckon the moral of the story must be, if you must go in pursuit of highly desirable young princesses, at least offer them what they want.
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| 5 Mar 09, 3:35 PM pam_minxy UK, 9 yrs  |
“Pull up your top red riding hood” said the wolf “ let me suck your tits” “no” said red riding hood pulling up her skirt ”eat me like the f***ing book says”
(not my * but i don't mess with fairy tales i like We have to accept other people's "imperfections" if we want them to accept ours | ||
| 6 Mar 09, 10:17 AM siouxsie_sioux UK, 4 yrs  |
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=politically+cor... Choose the 9th link down for an amusing version of Red Riding Hood ... roxxy | ||
| 9 Mar 09, 10:33 AM Creative_Me UK(IP), 3 yrs |
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| 10 Mar 09, 8:31 AM smokeskunk UK(B), 7 yrs |
lol, what a very bad girl she is but good for her, why did he have to tell her what he was going to do and be about one work for him i think !!! | ||
| 21 Nov 09, 4:47 PM vixylix 2 yrs |
i laughed so hard...love it!!!! edited to say that is now my facebook status! lol! Because nothing says "I love you" like wanting to eat your girlfriend... Edited 21 Nov 09, 4:50 PM by vixylix |
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