Posted by Darkhorse2009
on Wed 4 Mar 09, 2:14 PM to Darkhorse2009's blog.
I invite you to play this game - the rules are simple. Make up a roleplaying fetishy scenario based on the following format and try to be outrageous. Here are some i've thought up.
1. To prepare for this coupling i must first find a tramp - going out of town would be good as a country tramp would be more appropriately dressed than a London one. Exchange clothes with him and collect straw while i'm in the country. Smear on a bit of dirt and purloin a carrot to make a false nose out of and then join my female playmate as Wurzel Gummidge and Miss Sally. Ideally she will have two round painted red spots one on each cheek and assume a placid doll-like expression. If Wurzel's straw phallus does it for any budding Miss Sallys please remember girls to keep your stern marrionette expression even if orgasming. Wurzel is sub and Miss Sally dom.
2. Some might like to try Hitler and Eva Braun but ironically (as i'm Jewish) i'm too tall, fair and ... well Aryan looking to pull off a weedy short dark guy. So my choice would be Herr Flick of ze Gesztapo (Allo Allo) und ze zexy Helga mit der braided blonde hair und ze unglaublich zilk untervear. 'You VILL do my bidding Helga.' I'm dom in this one.
3. For this scenario i'll need 6 months prep time. I'll only need a short amount of that to grow the perfect beard but it'll take that long to scarf down enough venison and chicken legs to bulk up to achieve the look. Then its on with my leggings, jerkins and royal robes and a King is born. Henry VIII to be precise. Now my comely wench, present me with a son or its your head on the block!!
4. Something a bit different. Neither of us are too dressed up and theres no sub/dom aspect, just simple roleplay. Its late night in our lab and i've just discovered something which will change medical history as we know it ... and THAT makes me horny. Pierre's been working hard and now he wants to celebrate with his wife. On yer knees Marie. Oooh yeah thats right baby. The Curies are gettin jiggy wit it!
5. Do you love body paint guys? Well heres the scene for you. Paint yourself green including the frogmans flippers you're wearing - you'll need a mask to make your head look right though, then its on your knees to worship the sexy trotters of your goddess 'Oooh Kermie,' she'll squeal before lashing your back with her riding crop. Your mouth moves up her legs as she squeals in delight and arches her back, curly blonde locks flying about, impressive bosom heaving 'How may i serve you Mistress Piggy?'
| 4 Mar 09, 2:20 PM Darkhorse2009 UK, 3 yrs |
6. Are you and your partner fans of having hands put up your bottom? Try this roleplay - he's the strong silent type but she always knows what he means and listens attentively to his wishes, interpreting the slightest nod of the head or gesture. She dare not because looking at her black eyes, its obvious he has a temper. Another obvious fact is that he is a sun worshipper, being a lovely golden colour but shes a bit goth/emo and is very pale white except for the black bits. There may also be an aspect of orgy about this pair as his dodgy mate is always sniffing around, after a threesome with his girlfriend Sue probably and the friend is a right dog. As for the man himself, well Sooty may be with Sue but he has this creepy human friend who is always hanging around with his hand up everyone's bottoms! 7. Do you like dressing up in black leather costumes with masks? So do our next pair - she's a naughty girl who is always up to no good and when he finds out he dons his mask and goes to catch her and punish her, but hold on she's a switch and she's got a whip to give as good as she gets. Meowww. Try pulling her tail Batman and then maybe you'll get some pussy, but don't piss Catwoman off or she'll leave you home alone with no one to play with but that teenage boy in shorts you always hang round with! 8. Something for the more mature couple - she's always giving you a hard time about having a swift half down the pub or the odd flutter on the nags and you're always making 'my wife' jokes to your mates and complaining about her cooking and nagging but inside you still see the girl you met 40 years ago and when the lights are out and she's tugging on your braces and patting your big belly, you're lusting after her, flannel dressing gown and curly hair in rollars after all. You are of course Jack and Vera Duckworth! 9. For this scenario i need a dark suit, dark glasses and several high calibre automatic handguns and other weapons. My playmate must be similarly attired but in the feminine fashion. She will meet with a large bald man in a corporate office and be handed a brown envelope. Inside will be a black and white picture of me. That night as i stand on a windswept rooftop in a white shirt with my dark tie blowing in the wind, i aim my high powered assault rifle at the target, pull the trigger and BAM. Swiftly disassembling my rifle, replacing my dark glasses and jacket, i pick up my case and exit ... i am thinking how nice it'll be to get back to the wife for a nice home cooked meal after a hard day at work. Unfortunately my wife is Mrs Smith (i am Mr Smith) and both of us are high leveled assassins but we have no clue the other one is too. My wife prides herself on never failing an assignment so when i get home she'll try to kill me and between us we'll shoot up our apartment and roll around a lot ... but THEN ... ah THEN, when we kiss and make up, it'll get hot n heavy in the bedroom! If you attempt this at home, be careful you don't accidently blow your playmate's head off when firing your AK 47 in her direction. |
| 4 Mar 09, 10:10 PM Rapunzel  UK(WC), 9 yrs  |
I'd be up for being Helga, as I rate Allo Allo as one of my all time favourite sitcoms! Rapunzel - all round bad girl.... Fawcett Hall Lowewood Academy |
| 5 Mar 09, 2:51 PM Darkhorse2009 UK, 3 yrs |
Hmmm, in that case, getcha hair braided and 'You vill meet me in mein qvarters at ze schloss tonight at eight of ze clock. Oh und Helga? Vear ze red frilly knick knacks vis de lace. Zat is all.' |
