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on Fri 27 Feb 09, 5:45 AM to Littleboots's blog.
Morning all. I'm probably still pissed so you can maker your own mind up about all this.
Here is an account of my first 20 hours in South Africa.
I arrived without too much drama. I missed the shuttle bus to the hostel. South African accents are really hard to understand on the phone!
Arrived at the Ashanti Lodge which is lecker! (ie. v good!)
They put me in a room with 5 girls. Do they have any idea???
I went for a wander in the vicinity of the lodge, Bought a watch for 7.50 (excellent bargaining skills) bought a "tribal" mask for 35 quid - probably less good bargaining skills!
Found the venue for the Cape Town Munch - cool cafe with great food.
Had a great chat with a couple of girls on a gap year, unfortunately they're leaving today and so they declined to come bar hopping with me - I wish they had - it might have avoided sonme of the trouble that comes below! I did hear one say "he's having a mid-life crisis" followed by the other saying "Yeah, but he's quite sweet"! I guess that counts as a compliment from an 18 year old.
OK. I hit the strip aka Long Street.
I won't bore you with the details. Phone numbers were exchanged and yadda yadda yadda.
Then I ended up with a girl we'll call Fiona - because that's what she called herself. She was very attractive - easily the prettiest girl in the bar. She also turned out to be a pro - not that it worried me. She was so used to taking control that she didn't know how to react to a man that wouldn't let her. I achieved so many mind fucks in the space of a few hours I lost count.
So we try to go on to another club. It's a gay club. Fiona and I end up pole dancing together with me half naked.
Arggh - I'm running out of time.
Go back to a guy's flat. He threatens to throw me out physically. Then accuses me of stealing a wallet (oh come on!)
I get back to the hostel at 5.20 - don't want to disturb the girls so go to sleep in the garden hammock. Woken 30 minutes lated when the sprinkler system drenches me!
Off to have breakfast now.
It can only get... er... more interesting!
| 27 Feb 09, 6:45 AM mrs_whipkick UK(CB), 8 yrs |
lmao
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| 27 Feb 09, 7:02 AM happy_bunny UK, 4 yrs |
and this was day one? oh dear!! if you are happy and you know it, stamp your paws xxx |
| 27 Feb 09, 7:06 AM shimmer UK(LE), 11 yrs |
Oops! *lol* To thine own self be true |
| 27 Feb 09, 8:14 AM jen001 UK(HD), 8 yrs |
so, your mid life crisis is going well, yes? j xx you are not a gentleman, a gentleman would never stare at a lady like that... |
| 27 Feb 09, 8:25 AM kate_uk UK(SP), 7 yrs |
What a great first day  kate x |
| 27 Feb 09, 8:36 AM Mustrum_unsure UK, 3 yrs |
We'll look forward to the daily updates..... |
| 27 Feb 09, 9:05 AM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
I'd watch yourself, this is how the Boer War started. Anybody who says truth is stranger than fiction has never seen tentacle porn. |
| 27 Feb 09, 9:16 AM slutling_angel 4 yrs |
Oh Littleboots  . Sounds like you will be having plenty more times like you describe here.
BTW thanks for the early morning chuckle! If, Rock be the fruit of love. Then be prepared for a good rogering!!!! |
| 27 Feb 09, 9:22 AM Sunhillow 7 yrs |
Pole dancing eh? Which half of you was naked? The sprinkler thing really made me giggle. Glad you're having a blast! But please take care, we don't wanna have to pass a hat round IC to raise your bail money!! L xx ~ If you must pick the lesser of two evils; choose the one you've never tried before. ~ |
| 27 Feb 09, 11:31 AM Litany UK(E), 11 yrs |
I reckon it was his left half "Litany, a poncy show-off with wit, a camera, and his own teeth *swoon*" |
