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Posted by humanchimp on Fri 13 Feb 09, 1:26 AM to humanchimp's blog.

Just an imitation of an imitation of a burnt out photocopy of what used to be a pretty cool life.

Chain smoking the night away, coughing up yesterdays beer.

Wondering why the people I like don't listen to good advice when I follow the same mantra.

Fuck those who know what's better for me, I'd sooner journey down the rabbit hole.

I'm inspired, I'm sweating, adrenaline is flowing through my veins.

I'm delirious, a sex maniac, a fucking stain on society but I wouldn't have it any other way.

The lows are low but the highs go though the fucking roof.

The worst kind of car crash.

I'm a rock star, a dirty glory hole, I'm everything you hate but proud of it.

Yeah, I've lost my mind but it's an awesome place to be right now.

I've never felt so much love and hate at the same time.

Let the emotions drag you, that's all you'll ever have to define you.

They'll drag you up and down and swing you around and make you do the stupidest things in the world but without them you're dull.

Fuck the lot of them and embrace what you love, embrace what makes you, well, you.

It's not easy to get fucked up for five years straight, it's pretty hard to keep going at a speed that can turn back time but I manage.

We need fuck ups, without me, how would you ever know that your life is just swell?

It's a chore to stay awake for 48 hours straight but you can always find something to keep your attention as long as you're looking with the right tinted glasses.

When you're on a roll, when you've mastered the universe, you pretty much own it and no one can tell you different…

But we all know that's bollocks.

What's the point of fucking when you don't have a soul between you?

No one ever really wins when you're emotions are developed by chemicals.

You can't comfort other people when all you can give is silence.

Poor self centered little me.

Adored by few, hated by the one person who truly matters.

I'm tired of going with people who don't mean a thing.

I just need a hug,

Or a spell in rehab, I'll see you when I get there.

Edited Fri 13 Feb 09, 1:55 AM by humanchimp

Replies

13 Feb 09, 1:36 AM
Miss_Hardy
UK(E), 5 yrs

book me a bed next to you fuckface, I want russian standard in y drip, just til the shakes die down like.

Never underestimate the stupidity of other people.

Edited 13 Feb 09, 1:37 AM by Miss_Hardy

13 Feb 09, 1:42 AM
mini_velvet
UK(EH), 6 yrs
humanchimp wrote:

Off to rehab in the morning, I'll see you when I get there.

I say no, no, no.

Another amazing blog chimpyboy.

eta- I'm really glad the blog wasn't about that cock Damon Albarn.

No colours or shapes
No sound in my head
I forget who i am
Dirtier than Amy Winehouse's beehive

Edited 13 Feb 09, 1:43 AM by mini_velvet

13 Feb 09, 1:52 AM
humanchimp
7 yrs
Funny, i was actually listening to Blur when i wrote that.

I still want my rock stars dead

13 Feb 09, 2:51 AM
humanchimp
7 yrs
Miss_Hardy wrote:
book me a bed next to you fuckface, I want russian standard in y drip, just til the shakes die down like.

The way me and you insult each other i think we have the makings of the next pogue song

I still want my rock stars dead

13 Feb 09, 11:40 AM
Miss_Hardy
UK(E), 5 yrs

humanchimp wrote:
Miss_Hardy wrote:
book me a bed next to you fuckface, I want russian standard in y drip, just til the shakes die down like.

The way me and you insult each other i think we have the makings of the next pogue song

Damn right but the love is there

Never underestimate the stupidity of other people.

13 Feb 09, 12:02 PM
humanchimp
7 yrs
Miss_Hardy wrote:
humanchimp wrote:
Miss_Hardy wrote:
book me a bed next to you fuckface, I want russian standard in y drip, just til the shakes die down like.

The way me and you insult each other i think we have the makings of the next pogue song

Damn right but the love is there

Ah, shut up ya, trollop...

I still want my rock stars dead

Edited 13 Feb 09, 2:03 PM by humanchimp

13 Feb 09, 1:45 PM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs

Why so srs?

Anybody who says truth is stranger than fiction has never seen tentacle porn.

13 Feb 09, 3:47 PM
Miss_Hardy
UK(E), 5 yrs

humanchimp wrote:
Miss_Hardy wrote:
humanchimp wrote:
Miss_Hardy wrote:
book me a bed next to you fuckface, I want russian standard in y drip, just til the shakes die down like.

The way me and you insult each other i think we have the makings of the next pogue song

Damn right but the love is there

Ah, shut up ya, trollop...

faggot

Never underestimate the stupidity of other people.

13 Feb 09, 8:50 PM
humanchimp
7 yrs
ya cheap lousy ho bag...

I still want my rock stars dead

13 Feb 09, 9:43 PM
blacksheepboy
UK(CR), 4 yrs
Get a room. Scabby tarts.

What's the point having cake, if you can't eat it?

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