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| blacksheepboy |
Oh god, this place is like a morgue. All we get are threads about switches, or the dangers of extreme pineapple play (OK, I made that up but you get the point), or crappy poetry (oh ... sorry). Anyway, it's time we had some fun. If I want to get depressed, I'd watch the news, listen to Joy Division, attempt to find meaning in my life, contemplate the fact that no one gives a shit, or think about why my relationships inevitably crash and burn, and how I'm never good enough for anyone ... oh fuck, I'm getting serious again ... listen, here's the deal:
It's a contest, or a quest to find the cheeeeeesiest song EVER. I like cheesy songs; they cheer me up. I think THIS is the cheesiest song in all of creation – it has a cheese factor of 100% – pure cheese, finest creamy gorgonzola. But please feel free to post your links to songs you reckon may rival this in cheesiness. Something like Boney M's Rasputin, for example. If anyone can find a cheesier song than mine, I will buy them a pound of cheese of their choice (max value £10 in case there's some rare Siberian Yak cheese that costs more).
So, this is it. My 'homage au fromage', if you will. Pleeeeease, gimme cheeeeese. Some other obvious cheese-mines you may wish to excavate are: Engelbert Humperdinck, Harry Belafonte, Duran Duran (oh, they so are), MOOZICKLES! Be careful though: there's a thin line between acceptable cheese and teeth-jarring irritation. Anyone posting Agadoo or The Birdy Song will be killed to death – very slowly. And Katie Melua songs are totally outlawed. My game, my rules. So get on with it, but if you don't start posting, I will – you've been warned.
| 11 Feb 09, 4:45 PM newfavourite UK(S), 4 yrs  |
A nice bit of chevre wouldn't go a miss! 'Pervert'? She can't even spell it! | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 4:46 PM Lee_Van_Spunkenfrick 3 yrs |
especially for you by kylie and jason ... they may have seperately reached a not cheesy level in life but this duet is pure cheese on so many levels ... come to think of it just about any duet will be cheese gold. P.S no link here as links are almost as annoying as bdsm poetry and this is going to be a linkfest. all for one and fuck the rest Edited 11 Feb 09, 4:47 PM by Lee_Van_Spunkenfrick | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 4:56 PM blacksheepboy UK(CR), 4 yrs |
Fair effort. 50% cheese. Makes me feel like wearing very tight trousers. But we CAN go cheesier than this! Trust me. What's the point having cake, if you can't eat it? | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 5:03 PM blacksheepboy UK(CR), 4 yrs |
Yep, it's gonna be a linkfest. Come on, don't be a sourpuss, you know we ALL love a youtube link, so let me help you out: Kylie & Jason. Good point about duets. Still only 50% cheese, though. Come on people, we can do better than this, or do I have to show you? What's the point having cake, if you can't eat it? | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 5:13 PM Snowpard 4 yrs |
You can't get any cheesier than The Starfleet Project, surely! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j2oUB3ICNY Infact the whole damn tape was pretty damn cheesy, but that song springs to mind. I wonder if I still have it somewhere... ETA -- The OP's first song made me feel all warm and fuzzy, should I go and get some help?
EETA -- *sighs* Brian May Threads are like skirts. They should be long enough to cover the interesting details, but short enough to keep things interesting. Edited 11 Feb 09, 5:15 PM by Snowpard | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 5:17 PM Miss_Hardy UK(E), 5 yrs  |
You can drop the cheese round at my house. Do I get extra for this? or this or this? Never underestimate the stupidity of other people. Edited 11 Feb 09, 5:20 PM by Miss_Hardy | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 5:18 PM verte UK(E), 8 yrs |
surely, surely.... Or do "novelty" songs not contain sufficient quantities of dairy? "Well-behaved women rarely make history" | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 5:34 PM MsNemi UK, 4 yrs |
You gave me an idea. How about this one FTW? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y150Lm4kZ_M One of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind, never considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die. | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 5:36 PM blacksheepboy UK(CR), 4 yrs |
I refer you to RULE 1:
Sorry Verte, I like you. I really do. But no exceptions. Justice is justice. No pleading. No begging, please ... this will be hard for me ... What's the point having cake, if you can't eat it? | |||
| 11 Feb 09, 5:40 PM verte UK(E), 8 yrs |
OH GOD. I blame my headache. I cannot read. I accept my fate at the hands of Agadoo. "Well-behaved women rarely make history" |
