| Lucifer38 |
1. Never go out with a woman with more than two cats or dogs.
2. Never read a book with a pun in the title.
3. Never trust anyone who call themselves Will.
4. The Candidate who expects a job is the wrong one.
5. If she wasnt born when you first had sex then shes the wrong one.
6. Never start drinking at lunchtime unless you're prepared to see it out.
7.Never use "Quintessential" and "English" in the same sentence.
8. The more cockney David Bowie's voice, the worse the song.
9. Last at the bar,first to breakfast.
10. No man should endure a film by Baz Luhrmann
Edited Fri 30 Jan 09, 10:00 PM by Lucifer38
| 30 Jan 09, 11:20 PM perra_diablo UK, 3 yrs |
11. Always finish what you have started. 12.Never wear boots with higher heels than your date 13.Always have chilled wine in fridge 14.Make sure your car is'nt going to break down. | |
| 30 Jan 09, 11:36 PM Jezzebelle UK, 10 yrs |
I have a major problem with three, one of my oldest friends is called Will, I introduced him to my best mate, they've been together for over 20 years now, he's a really good bloke! http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezzebelle/ | |
| 30 Jan 09, 11:39 PM mq1965 UK(DA), 8 yrs |
Ha! At last an advantage to losing your virginity really late!
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| 31 Jan 09, 12:17 AM feitheachd 6 yrs |
10(a) No man should ever leave a film with “ninja” in the title. "Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be, and he will become as he can and should be." ::Johann Wolfgang von Goethe:: | |
| 31 Jan 09, 10:04 AM tom_tom UK(PO), 7 yrs |
Objection! Romeo and Juliet is cool. It's got guns in it, and guns rock. I quite liked Moulin Rouge too. 11. Wear sunscreen
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