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The 10 Rules of Life a Man should live by (5)

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Lucifer38
Posted by Lucifer38 on Fri 30 Jan 09, 9:59 PM to Lucifer38's blog.

1. Never go out with a woman with more than two cats or dogs.

2. Never read a book with a pun in the title.

3. Never trust anyone who call themselves Will.

4. The Candidate who expects a job is the wrong one.

5. If she wasnt born when you first had sex then shes the wrong one.

6. Never start drinking at lunchtime unless you're prepared to see it out.

7.Never use "Quintessential" and "English" in the same sentence.

8. The more cockney David Bowie's voice, the worse the song.

9. Last at the bar,first to breakfast.

10. No man should endure a film by Baz Luhrmann

Edited Fri 30 Jan 09, 10:00 PM by Lucifer38

Replies

30 Jan 09, 11:20 PM
perra_diablo
UK, 3 yrs

Lucifer38 wrote:
1. Never go out with a woman with more than two cats or dogs.

2. Never read a book with a pun in the title.

3. Never trust anyone who call themselves Will.

4. The Candidate who expects a job is the wrong one.

5. If she wasnt born when you first had sex then shes the wrong one.

6. Never start drinking at lunchtime unless you're prepared to see it out.

7.Never use "Quintessential" and "English" in the same sentence.

8. The more cockney David Bowie's voice, the worse the song.

9. Last at the bar,first to breakfast.

10. No man should endure a film by Baz Luhrmann

11. Always finish what you have started.

12.Never wear boots with higher heels than your date

13.Always have chilled wine in fridge

14.Make sure your car is'nt going to break down.

30 Jan 09, 11:36 PM
Jezzebelle
UK, 10 yrs
I have a major problem with three, one of my oldest friends is called Will, I introduced him to my best mate, they've been together for over 20 years now, he's a really good bloke!

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
- William Dement

30 Jan 09, 11:39 PM
mq1965
UK(DA), 8 yrs
Lucifer38 wrote:

5. If she wasnt born when you first had sex then shes the wrong one.

Ha! At last an advantage to losing your virginity really late!

31 Jan 09, 12:17 AM
feitheachd
6 yrs
10(a) No man should ever leave a film with “ninja” in the title.

"Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be, and he will become as he can and should be." ::Johann Wolfgang von Goethe::

31 Jan 09, 10:04 AM
tom_tom
UK(PO), 7 yrs

Lucifer38 wrote:
10. No man should endure a film by Baz Luhrmann

Objection! Romeo and Juliet is cool. It's got guns in it, and guns rock. I quite liked Moulin Rouge too.

11. Wear sunscreen

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