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22 Jan 09, 1:36 PM
Tooddles
UK(BS), 7 yrs
are you saying that the carpet in your house has a life of its own??? huh... i dont think so young lady!!!!

i'm dreaming of a pink Christmasssssssssssssssss

22 Jan 09, 1:37 PM
angeldustx
6 yrs
Tooddles wrote:
are you saying that the carpet in your house has a life of its own??? huh... i dont think so young lady!!!!

maybe :-p and it just told me your a brat!

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

22 Jan 09, 1:38 PM
LittleMissEvil
4 yrs
Never happens to me because i dont fart, as i am a lady and we all know ladies dont fart.

Some people say i am evil, i have no idea why they think that.

22 Jan 09, 1:39 PM
Tooddles
UK(BS), 7 yrs
PMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL little miss evil, you make me laugh....

*wets my pants*

:-D

i'm dreaming of a pink Christmasssssssssssssssss

22 Jan 09, 1:40 PM
angeldustx
6 yrs
LittleMissEvil wrote:
Never happens to me because i dont fart, as i am a lady and we all know ladies dont fart.

exactly! do your walls fart as well then?? :-p

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

22 Jan 09, 1:41 PM
Tooddles
UK(BS), 7 yrs
Walllls dont fart.........

*bangs head against the wall*

i'm dreaming of a pink Christmasssssssssssssssss

22 Jan 09, 1:47 PM
prettyname
UK(NW), 11 yrs
Oh, God, yeah! That's what they're there for! :-D

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22 Jan 09, 1:50 PM
LittleMissEvil
4 yrs
angeldustx wrote:
LittleMissEvil wrote:
Never happens to me because i dont fart, as i am a lady and we all know ladies dont fart.

exactly! do your walls fart as well then?? :-p

No because every one knows walls or carpets or door's or seats can't fart!

Some people say i am evil, i have no idea why they think that.

3 Feb 11, 8:44 AM
Trinculo
16 mths
a friend of mine was in a lift in the BT tower with a VERY attractive woman in a business suit and someone farted it stank and it wasnt him he just stood there nad grinned the whole time up...apparently she was maroon when she got out.

made his day.

PS lifts dont fart either face it girls you also trouser cough

Suadela wrote:
angeldustx wrote:
LittleMissEvil wrote:
Never happens to me because i dont fart, as i am a lady and we all know ladies dont fart.

exactly! do your walls fart as well then?? :-p

No because every one knows walls or carpets or door's or seats can't fart!

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