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on Fri 16 Jan 09, 6:01 AM to MichaelCane's blog.
So anyway, I live in a (wait for the oxymoron!) lovely house in Slough.
Last week I was happy, the place to meself, the spanking bench was out and proud in my front room.
This week I am still happy, however…………………..
My landlady is really top drawer, she even put the rent down coz she likes me! And her son is a lovely top bloke, and he likes me! All six foot fuckin built like a brick shithouse four of him!!!!!!!!
He could be, quite easily, two seperate gorillas. Or is it guerillas? Whatever!!!
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has an electronic tag on his left ankle! LOL
Need I say more?
He calls me up and says his probation officer needs to talk to me!
Why?
All became clear.
He says he needs somewhere to stay when he gets out proper and it needs to be checked out by the law……
Oh by the way, the fuckin police knocked on my door last week! “What do you want?” I said having just dismounted!!!! “I don't mean to be rude but is this gonna take long? I am stark bollock naked here!!!” They laughed at me. Luckily they didn't get there 5mins before to hear the spanking screams my neighbours musta heard! Lol
FUCK!!!!! They called the rozzers!!!!!!!!!!!!
But no…….They just wanted to make sure that this is a good environment for bracelet boi (geddit? Can you see what I did there?? LOL) to be living.
Yes! If loadsa drink and drugs and evil filthy honey coated all over cunt and ass so I can lick it off,just shaved her, tied her up she's laying there all hopeless with a blindfold on, mouth open waiting for my cum after I have beaten the shit out of her with a wooden spoon constitutes good......
Then Yes!!! It's perfick!!!!!!
Now I assume it's just a place where he officially resides even tho he's at his girlfriend's place in OXON somewhere.
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's moving in. I think temporarily.
THEN………………….
……………. the van arrives before he did and I'm thinking to meself “Hmmmm interesting”
He might be here a big longer than I thought!!!
THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His girlfriend turns up and she's saying how nervous she is about moving. “Hmmmm velly interlllesting!”
It becomes apparent that this is gonna be for quite a while!
Not only do I get him in my fuckin' house but also his delicious polish girlfriend!!
Now I can't even have a wank when I want to!!
THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dog bounds in!!!!
Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My spanking bench gets moved to the garage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose at least me rent will go down again!
You gotta larf tho eh??
Edited Fri 16 Jan 09, 6:53 AM by MichaelCane
| 16 Jan 09, 7:57 AM happy_bunny 4 yrs |
you're going to love it when his mates come round! if you are happy and you know it, stamp your paws xxx | |
| 16 Jan 09, 8:00 AM rose_in_chains UK(W), 4 yrs |
Hugs... (But since when did you actually have a spanking bench...?) | |
| 16 Jan 09, 8:04 AM lush_london UK(WC), 5 yrs |
Shhhh, don't shatter any illusions for those of us who have never been to Slough. I expect it is kept in the same place he keeps his tool belt. xx | |
| 16 Jan 09, 12:19 PM chatterbox UK(SL), 4 yrs |
See my profile pic ... that is the spanking bench  nice hey It has for the last few months been disguised as a lamp stand ( stand it on end and put a lamp on the top of it ).. ummm not sure people were convinced !!!
BIG HUGS | |
| 16 Jan 09, 11:00 PM jazzpiano UK(KT), 4 yrs |
He just has to be a sub after all that cage time! :'D Only 1 in 10 people really understand binary |
