Posted by Talullah_Red on Thu 15 Jan 09, 2:08 PM to Talullah_Red's blog.
I am never ever ill. When I am ill I ignore it and carry on. So when I am truly, truly ill, ill like I am now I whine and moan and moan and whinge till people tell me to shut the fuck up. I was ill all over Christmas but I put it down to burning the candle at both ends, working hard but playing harder. I was flu ish last week but was on nights so wasn't so bad, then Tuesday came, I went to work feeling rubbish. I was battling on through it, when suddenly I heard what sounded like world war three upstairs, ran out of my office up two flights of stairs… hit the deck. Seriously I hit the deck. I woke up to find loads of people all looking down on me, realised id have to see a quack, my head was banging and throat was killing by this point and I felt like I was made of lead.
The quack was a dick. Seven years in school to tell me I was sick I could have told him that. Seems I have septic tonsillitis, if I hadn't of ignored being sick it would have just been tonsillitis. He gave me penicillin, which put the fear of god in me to be honest as I've never taken anything not so much as an aspirin hand on my heart, hope to die stick a needle in my eye, since 1997. C was laughing at me last week as she was telling me to 'take some Beachams flu tablets, honestly Rhonda they are not going to get you addicted!' ha ha so I've been taking the Penicillin and taking pain killers I've had to its been horrible. Its day number two now and the shakes have gone but I still feel rotten I cant move my head without shooting pains, he said it will be two weeks, I cant take two weeks off that's insane! So I am doing exactly as am told till Sunday at least hopefully al the pain will have gone by then, then I can go and sort out the mess that is no doubt happening in the place that pays me.
I am soooooo board though! I've never really indulged in daytime TV before but its ace isn't it! Its been two days but I have a routine! Ha ha 6am sky news, 9.15 wanted down under, 12.30 loose women – now that's an amazing show! I've actually been thinking about producing a BDSM version with me, Xena, Cpeccavi, and LacednLicked on the panel. That would be bloody good T.V I think. could you imagine the topics?! The laughs the hot boys we could interview/undress/spank? All in the name of lunchtime entertainment……… Mmmmm
I so wanna do that now. And then there's diagnosis murder, why Dick Van Dyke does not get knighted is beyond me frankly!
I have been staying at the geriatric exs (hes 104) his house is nicer his bed is bigger and he has a 60 inch TV. I'am on the train on my way back now coz he phoned and said he was coming home to 'look after me' sheesh yeah right as if. The only reason I went to his is coz it was nice and quiet, the above reasons and that he was away on business. Start that malarkey with a bloke especially when you are ill and at your most vulnerable they think they own you!
I think ill swerve the 1950s house and go to my Nanas I feel less 'infectious' now and she will love the company. But that's a bit selfish she's 86,and just coz I feel less infectious it doesn't mean I am and she might catch summit from me and it might mutate coz of her age and all and she might cark it. Then ill feel worse.
Anyway nothing more to say. Ill stop moaning soon and normal service will resume. Anyone fancy getting into bed with me and feeding me ice crème? Ha ha
Ok that's a no, I cant promise not to infect you so maybe that's a good thing! Be nice to each other you lot! x
| 15 Jan 09, 2:12 PM LaRouge UK(L), 7 yrs  |
Let me know if there's anything i can do me luv. Otherwise GET WELL SOON!!! I don't want to be anyones girlfriend, I want to be EVERYONES!... | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 2:23 PM Talullah_Red 3 yrs |
aww theres nothing at all i have to ride it out. its just annoying i cant belive how much i take being able to run around for granted. i cant even move my head too fast at the moment. it wont be forever and ill start to look after myself a bit better from now on, i dont want to go through this again. best news is that diagnosis murder is a two parter starting today. i hope i am still feelings shitty tomorow!! ha ha hows the eat no food diet going? ive eaten so much ice creme when i have to wear summat other than pjs ill regret that ive put on 3 dress sizes in 3 days! hoep Bob Geldof likes fat chicks! ha ha thanks for being lovley, i was just having a moan x badges? I don't need no stinking badges!!!! | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 4:34 PM LacednLicked UK(WA), 4 yrs  |
Oh whingey, hope your throat is better soon. It sucks does septic tonsilitis. My sis has had it so many times her tonsils are just like a mass of scars now. If you are seriously wanting to get back to health speedily then I'd recommend some suppliments like Echinacea, gargle with diluted tea tree oil and try drinking plenty of green tea. | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 4:37 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs  |
NOOOOO!!!!!! Daytime TV is a steaming pile of cack. If you're lucky you might get a detective show on worth watching but it's not very common. Daytime TV is designed to turn people into vegetables or force them out to work or at least away from the TV. This is why I buy loads of DVDs so that if I'm ill and off work I've got something to watch. Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went "T'PAU!" | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 4:40 PM Talullah_Red 3 yrs |
thank you doctor LnL! i feel heaps better than i did already just not good enough to be normal! ha ha hey you could do that on our version of loose women tough it will have to be called summat else summat clever that i cant think of now coz of the stinging burning in my ears (did i say it was paralising! pmsl!!!ha ha) sumat that aknologes the term loose - but in regards to rope or summat we should so do a pilot and send it somewhere ha ha yes i need to get back to the world back to being occupied before my brain has more 'great' ideas! x badges? I don't need no stinking badges!!!! | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 4:44 PM Talullah_Red 3 yrs |
dont laugh, but i can't bend over or down or move my head in anyway it hurts too much the DVD player in his is on the floor the one in mine is a bit better located but not worth the pain. i do fancy watching a bit of Backbeat though, a perve at Mr Dorf as the delectable mr sutcliffe. mmm i only watch sad films that make me sad when i am ill. i saw Qunicy today hes a cleaver chap gee wizz i wish i was unenployed, the every day could be like this (no disrespect at all to people that are we all gotta do what we gotta do!)
badges? I don't need no stinking badges!!!! | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 5:33 PM CPeccavi 4 yrs |
God this weblog is SO 2008. take paracetamol and brufen as often as it says on the packets. if you wait till you feel 'bad enough' to take them it's less effective. then tomorrow evening you can join us at THI for Magic Wand night, seeing's you won't be in work. A Man Is For Pleasure, Not For Life | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 5:35 PM AlNxee 4 yrs |
if your looking for some place to stay I can always have cell 3 mopped out, you would get wrapped up well (in pallete wrap) but you wont get any medical treatment or care Im afraid! alternatively, you could wrap up well in a blanket, accept that you know the dna test's will reveal he REALLY is the father (c'mon Jeremy who you kidding) kick back, take some time off work (it will still be there next week) and get better Allan (has received medical training) | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 5:36 PM AlNxee 4 yrs |
oh! dont be trying to poach her, I am trying to coerce, I mean convince her to stay on the sick and go the BBB on Sunday! Allan | ||
| 15 Jan 09, 5:39 PM Talullah_Red 3 yrs |
stop it it hurts when i laugh it hurts! badges? I don't need no stinking badges!!!! |
