 |
| spirifer |
What a great start to the new year! We returned from a really fun few days partying 'oop North' to find that our front door had been kicked in. Strangely, someone had rather nicely pulled it to, so we didn't at first realise what had happened.
At first we were rather perplexed – everything appeared to be in place, and we couldn't see that anything had been taken from the ground floor. Upstairs someone had gone berserk with my knickers, which were all over the place but, again, nothing else seemed to have been touched.
Finally I realised that all my jewellery had gone (not that I had all that much) and I felt rather tearful that someone had been through and taken my 18th and 21st birthday presents and other bits and pieces that had been gifts at various times in my life.
But the tears soon turned to giggles when we saw that the burglar had also discovered our cache of pervy stuff. Strewn all over the place were ropes, cuffs, leather restraints, gags, dildoes and plugs, various items of latex wear, an e-stim box and all the attachments, and the other contents of two large drawerfuls of stuff hidden away in the base of the wardrobe.
I really had to laugh at the thought of some petty burglar hurriedly rifling through the wardrobe, looking for valuables, and coming across what looked like the contents of a really kinky sex shop!
The police were brilliant – two local plods arrived within 20-30 minutes of my phoning the local station, and the fingerprint chap about a half hour later. Our daughter even got in on the act by telling (fibbing to!) the police that some of her chocolate Santa had been taken!
So now poor Topman's at home trying to get the door mended, and I'm sad that my few bits of jewellery are gone, but the comedy value of an explosion of pervy equipment in the middle of a burglary has made the whole experience much less unpleasant than it would otherwise have been.
| 2 Jan 09, 3:21 PM wonderer UK, 5 yrs  |
Sorry to hear that, especially jewelry with sentimental associations. Glad you can see a funny side. Littlenic had a similar story recently on her weblog ... ETA Here's the link http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/219912/
Edited 2 Jan 09, 3:48 PM by wonderer | |
| 2 Jan 09, 3:27 PM Jahc99 UK, 5 yrs |
Bummer - you seem to be taking it remarkably stoically though - hope they catch the bugga and you get your jewellry back! Why poison your liver when I could eat it for you? | |
| 2 Jan 09, 3:32 PM Ordineandcatene UK(DE), 3 yrs |
It's a shame you didn't have a bear trap in your wardrobe. | |
| 2 Jan 09, 4:16 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs  |
Are you suggesting I broke in? Although the rope and stuff could have been a bear trap or at least distraction. And you never know, it might have scared the burglar off from wanting to ever make a repeat appearance. Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went "T'PAU!" | |
| 2 Jan 09, 10:06 PM littlenic 5 yrs |
You've obviously got less shame than me  .Seriously though, sorry to hear of this. Brew... |
