Posted by Talullah_Red on Sat 20 Dec 08, 11:37 PM to Talullah_Red's blog.
.. again tonight! *shudders*
Hello Dave! (if you don't get what i am on about i recomend The Leauge of Gentlemen boxset for christmas!)
Good grief I am soooo tired! Sat on my Australian sofa too shattered to go to bed, does someone wanna come round and carry me to bed? You'll have to keep your hands to yourself mind, I am far too tired! Work as always is fucking mental; you don't get 5 minuets, its such a reactive environment. I am not complaining though, I wouldn't last 2 seconds in a 9 – 5 gig, id probably invent some type of new extreme sport like staple shooting or paper clip poking! I don't do boredom. Started at 5am and didn't stop till I finish at 8.47pm. Not that I am complaining ha ha just whining coz whining is free! My face hurts, I got whacked in the face toady trying to stop a fight in the lounge, I've got an impressive black eye for my trouble mind, quite chuffed, I look like Rocky's little sister! Quite excited about looking like a Twat all crimbo, hiding behind a pair of Aviators! To coin a phrase “I don't do sarcasm, ever” ha ha.
Well its been a while coz I've been so busy. The wedding was excellent and made me quite gay for days after, got me all sentimental I actually thought it would be quite nice to meet a boy that rocked my world and get spliced, by Wednesday though, I snapped out of it and normal service resumed, silly twats. Living in sin so much more fun! Our jay bailed on me for my date but I didn't mind really everyone was really nice to me and I had a top night. Drank a litre of Bacardi and danced all night to shite music! Also met a nice little Christian boy who snogged me and told me he couldn't have sex with me, which of course got my interest immediately, I left his at 7am the next morning 
being a woman of my word no actual sex actually occurred but I came like a freight train! Seeing him again next week Have decided Christian boys are my new favourite things to play with, on a par with dirty old men and Americans!
Thursday was the Liverpool Munch Christmas meal, no Christians but same result…. Top night, lovely to see old friends and meet new people! Townhouse was like going back to your primary School when your all grown up.. Everything seemed smaller than how I'd imagined. It was great though, it felt a bit like seeing your family* for crimbo, everyone was so nice and you felt instantly at ease. (*Not my family, obviously! That's like visiting the secure nut house on Halloween!)
Last night was my works Christmas drinks, I spent all day feeling like a train had knocked into me, so when I got there after work I was just drinking cola, I explained that it was coz I had been to the annual Doctor Who Christmas meal the night before (*cough*) an was feeling rough. Of course no one believed this and it was assumed that I wasn't drinking coz I am an uber professional and as I was in work at five the next morning (toady) I wasn't drinking! I already get teased by colleagues enough for being a workaholic, but I heard some one from head office describe me as a 'fucking machine' I hope they were referring to my working ethos and not my choice of out of work hobbies!
Something strange has happened; I am actually looking forward to Christmas! Its my first real Christmas I always had a restaurant or a nightclub to run before, but now I am ' retired' (don't get excited – I have no money!) I am off Christmas day. I am spending it with our Jay (long story, not actually my brother but as good as, when I was 12 years old I went round to his house one night and didn't leave for 7 an a half years.. if I ever have more than 3 wines ill probably show you a picture of what I call 'the best house in the world') Well were going to his sisters, who is my plastic sister by aforementioned default, Our Boot as we call her and her boy child husband and her 5 kids (my plastic nieces and nephews .. are you keeping up at the back?) are cooking us Christmas dinner. As usual I am going to my ex boyfriends, Julian's, house for Christmas eve (we broke up 11 years ago, but have always kept up the tradition of going to midnight mass with his mum and brothers on Christmas eve). So all in all its gonna be a boss Christmas. The boy child husband is picking me up from Julez's house at 6am chrimbo morning, so I can see the kids open their pressies! Can't wait for them to open mine, I am the coolest plastic aunt ever!
The 1950's house as you can see has moved on a decade, due to the addition of a heater, a fridge freezer and I've worked out how to get 3 cups of hot water for a bath! Hurrah! I've even bought a tree and decorated it which some of you have seen! Its red, of course, and I am dead happy with it! I think its safe to say I've become a big Christmas gay. Even bought a Christmas CD, to drink my homemade Christmas wine with! I am not sure I like living here, I mean its practical, we all need a box to live in, but it doesn't feel like home. I've never lived anywhere that partially felt like home. But its no biggy, I guess. In the new year ill treat myself to some red things, like a rug and some pictures for the walls, ill force a home feeling if it kills me! I might also get some goldfish, but some black goldfish so I can still say I am metal!
Talking of metal, I've really pissed my other mates off. I work really long hours, I work lots of days a week, that's what I do, but I've been so busy I've not gone out with them or seen them for months. I am missing at least 5 crimbo nights out with them, including tonight. This has resulted in pissed of mates and thinly veiled 'your selfish' messages. All I can say to that is them that have known me longest know that work makes me happy, and I would be the first to drop everything if someone really needed me, or was unhappy, or in trouble, Graham and Sarah will get over it, as will, I hope my other mates. Even Alan (fridge boy) had a bit of a go at me and he knows me inside out! I feel a bit bad, coz if he's feeling it maybe I have taken it too far and I need to make it up to everyone!
If its any consolation to any one I have become old, part of that premature middle aged prickness I have talked about previously, I bought a handbag, a real handbag! One that you can fit more than your lippy and twenty red marlbourgh in. It is red though so I kinda like it. And even though I am 29, i have never wore foundation or any grown up make up, but I went to Boots and bought some tinted moisturiser, ok its not foundation, but I don't want to hire a JCB every time I want to lift the corner of my mouth to smile or talk!
Ok I am just rambling now, I really should go to bed but bed is all the way in the next room. If I don't speak to ya, have a happy Christmas an a great new year, if your around Birkenhead before the 7th January and you wanna see my tree just holla! (if I don't know you in real life don't be offended if I point and laugh, I am crazy but not insane! invite is only for peopel i know!)
take care!
eddited coz i did that thick thing where i forgot to tick the boxes and people sent nice messages coz they couldn't commet. doh!
Edited Sun 21 Dec 08, 12:16 AM by Talullah_Red
