Posted by Talullah_Red on Thu 11 Dec 08, 11:59 PM to Talullah_Red's blog.
just been in tesco as you do buying some crabsticks (guilty food pleasure) some soy milk and some olives (smile) for tuesday night ha ha - hot date safe hope hes as filthy as these olives
any way what do i see? ill tell you what i see, the worst thing in the world - tradgic and horriffic - disgusting
the best of katie fucking melua
if theres one thing anyone that knows me will say about me is that i fucking hate that woman, shes pointess and stupid and possibly stinks of piss
in other news going that wedding tomorow. i never know what to buy for weddings so i played it safe. i ot £50 worth of ikea vouchers, they are newly weds they need furnature (no stop that i mean like a dining table!) i also got some karma sutra cookie cutters (hey just coz your married and stuck in teh kitchen doesnt mean you cant bring the fun to you! - i call it cook and fuck - i am copywriting that!) and i bouht them .... get this coz its the best! i bought them a toaster which burns the words 'i love you' into the bread.
i think that toaster is well cool, whats a wedding without a toaster. also when the fight over stupid things - what with being married and all they can make each other a piece of toast that says i love you on it and everything will be forgiven
vomit
i actualy love the way ive been able o get a dig in about marriage. like teh toaster its cheap and tacky, its only got a short lifespan pretty soon the novilty of such a new thing will wear off - and i bet they get fucking sick of toast
i love you - crazy words, its like you can be brusised and batered on teh floor but its ok 'i love you' them words make everything better
anyway ive told Denny 100 times what the point in getting married? its more fun to live in sin. but hes a smitten kitten, i dont blame him you should see his mrs shes beautiful. ive also warned him that the food most likley to destroy a womans sex drive is wedding cake....
i cant do much more - hes going for it anyway
anyway as you know i am going alone, i am very excited about this coz weddings are for pulling. (wonder what the bridesmaids are like?) Denny said his mate Rory was going alone and was odly sat at my table. i faefucked him to check him out and hes actualy rather nice in a rugby player kinda way - no messing with him, so i sent him a message out of the blue not explaining anything at all even though he doesnt know me, i just told him not tp let me drink white wine tomorw i told him it was his responsibilty or id be orgonising the konga line by 6pm
he messaged back and said denny warned him about me and has given him the job of making sure his mate rhonda behaves which is wh hes on my table! ha ha ha
see my friends know and love me for who i am! ha ha
anyway people if anyone hangs out round The Black Bull pub in walton vale message me especialy if your around saturday night and looking for summat to do! x
give peas a chance! xx
| 12 Dec 08, 8:40 AM LaRouge UK(L), 7 yrs  |
Ditto on Katie Melua... I don't want to be anyones girlfriend, I want to be EVERYONES!... | |
| 12 Dec 08, 9:52 AM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs  |
How can she have a best of she's about twelve? Anybody who says truth is stranger than fiction has never seen tentacle porn. | |
| 12 Dec 08, 10:22 AM Lee_Van_Spunkenfrick 3 yrs |
love rocks .... so i'm told !
all for one and fuck the rest Edited 12 Dec 08, 10:23 AM by Lee_Van_Spunkenfrick | |
| 12 Dec 08, 10:51 AM Mr_Foo UK(L), 4 yrs |
Heh, you appear to have a reputation for "antics" when provided with booze.
Hope the wedding is fun | |
| 12 Dec 08, 11:02 AM elleb_stard 4 yrs |
YAY! More people who hate Katie fucking Melua - I hope she dies a death! And crabsticks are REALLY GOOD for you - low in carbs and fat and high in protein. gah - craving them now! AND olives. DAMMIT! | |
| 12 Dec 08, 11:38 AM Talullah_Red 3 yrs |
olives are filthy dontcha know! katie melua should have a fucking paper round like all 12 year olds .... not a best of alubum, best of? have you heard that 'there are 9000 bicyles in bejing' song i really really FUCKING hate that. theres no best about it.
yeah more than 2 glasses of white wine i tend to go a litle crazy, but i love white wine badges? I don't need no stinking badges!!!! | |
| 12 Dec 08, 12:49 PM glasgowfella2 UK, 5 yrs |
On a recent work trip to south africa I had the bad luck to share a flight from Durban to Capetown with the aforesaid Miss Melua and her entourage - A large geordie gent in our party recogised her as follows - " Eh your Kattie Melua -my missus loves your stuff " "Thank you " " Me I think its shite like ...." GF2 Subs are like kites - they only fly if you hold the string ... | |
| 12 Dec 08, 5:16 PM NickGlamUK UK(DE), 3 yrs |
Death ??...... Not something Id wish on anybody !! And as far as "Crab sticks" being good for you... there isnt a single cell of crab in them. They are made out of white fish waste and "other " animal protein. And as such are full of cholestrol ! Def. not good for you or your heart. | |
| 12 Dec 08, 6:05 PM NickGlamUK UK(DE), 3 yrs |
olives are filthy dontcha know! katie melua should
have a fucking paper round like all 12 year olds .... not a best of alubum, best of? have you heard that 'there are 9000 bicyles in bejing' song
i really really FUCKING hate that. theres no best about it. [/quote] Well in "Melua " years that would make you 16 then as she is only 4 years younger than you . And I can appreciate that we all have different likes / opinions etc . And that you hate the lyrics of some of her songs etc. But you cant deny the facts that she is a very talented musician. She was born in 1984 in Russian , spending her first eight years as a young child in a harsh communist regime , before moving to the uk with her family. She joined the British school of performing arts where she graduated with distinction in 2003. Her first two albums sold over 9 million copies , and she recently won a "World Music award ". She played at the Nelson Mandela concert for his "Aids" charity , raising millions for it , and is also an Ambassador for the "Save the Children " foundation .And she is currently Europes biggest selling female solo artist. Im possibly a bit biased having played with Katie on a couple of occasions, and always found her to be a fantastic vocalist / talented musician and a beautiful caring woman that would do anything for anyone . Well that my opinion of her......And of course you are all entitled to yours.
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| 12 Dec 08, 7:02 PM CPeccavi 4 yrs |
In view of the text I received, you have changed your views on marriage? Make sure you bring a substantial dowry of shoes, boots, belts, bags and a donkey. No dowry's quite a dowry without a donkey. A Man Is For Pleasure, Not For Life |
i can drink a whole bottle of bacardi (and did yeserday shopping with my girlfriends - hense the blog and spelling!) but 2 little glasses of white wine and i start doing mad stuff. mmmm
