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| goldeneyes |
Picture the scene.
Master is languishingly laying on the sofa, I am on the floor on my knees... wrapping christmas presents.
He deigns to speak to me and demand cake. I was preoccupied and replied "No you don't, you fat bastard".
He looks at me and responds "If you get me cake, I will give you cock".
I'll be right back 
| 11 Dec 08, 4:05 PM lucyloo 3 yrs  |
that's a no-brainer. get the cake, run.. | ||
| 11 Dec 08, 4:21 PM Fridayschild 3 yrs |
lol The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. | ||
| 11 Dec 08, 4:23 PM ForestPines UK, 7 yrs |
What's DBSM? 
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| 11 Dec 08, 4:28 PM Tovarich UK, 7 yrs |
Mmmm, cream horn.....oh gods, I'm on the turn!  Mistress, quick: urgent dose of heterosexuality needed! Tovarich is a combination of frothy comedy with bitter political undertones.- googlism | ||
| 11 Dec 08, 4:50 PM goldeneyes UK(W), 7 yrs |
I was about to get cock... You think I'm going to worry about typos Ouch IS a safe word | ||
| 11 Dec 08, 4:55 PM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs |
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j97/wellsfamil... Let our love be a flame, not an ember, | ||
| 11 Dec 08, 7:05 PM Mabesque UK(LS), 4 yrs |
holy hell I wouldn't've stopped long enough to write a weblog Girls like to be played with and rumpled a little too sometimes - Oliver Goldsmith | ||
| 12 Dec 08, 1:08 AM Eomer_Of_Rohan 5 yrs |
hahahaha! "Honesty is the most offensive thing in the world." |
