Posted by newfavourite
on Mon 1 Dec 08, 1:55 PM to newfavourite's blog.
We are on first name terms. I have shaken his hand.
He has looked at me across his desk, with an inscrutable all-knowing expression.
He has rifled through my knicker drawer,
And is dangling something silkily skimpy infront of me.
I can only stare down at the floor, clutching my balance sheet in my sweaty palms.
This is the intimacy of accounting.
I don't like it.
Edited Mon 1 Dec 08, 4:25 PM by newfavourite
| 1 Dec 08, 2:53 PM xjames UK(SS), 5 yrs |
If he offers to teach you double-entry, then's the time to be worried. Obligatory wanky Latin tagline: Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit | |
| 1 Dec 08, 3:31 PM syndeetoo UK(WC), 6 yrs  |
Bugger! I thought this was going to be a blog in praise of accountants! (surely somewhat overdue) Nobody likes a smartarse. ("you appear to be savage. that is a trait most notable. viva.") gosh, thanks! | |
| 1 Dec 08, 8:34 PM Scribbles UK(RH), 4 yrs |
Ah no - this is just vanilla; the kinky version is tax. | |
| 2 Dec 08, 3:34 AM xjames UK(SS), 5 yrs |
Actuarial out-kinks tax anyday. Obligatory wanky Latin tagline: Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit | |
| 4 Dec 08, 2:23 PM Topman1 UK(SW), 8 yrs |
I trust his endowment with not turn out to be a long term liability.
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| 4 Dec 08, 9:00 PM newfavourite UK(S), 4 yrs |
Luckily my accountant only comes once a year, so it doesn't really matter. Fight The Power |
