Posted by pod333 on Mon 17 Nov 08, 7:39 PM to pod333's blog.
Tags: Dundee (DD)
I happened across this truly inspired piece of technical writing recently that coined a new easy-to-grasp unit:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/12/arizona_...
So 25.7 Gbit/sec = 1 kilowrist
Any suggestions for other porn or BDSM related units?
| 17 Nov 08, 9:36 PM proccie UK(HP), 6 yrs    |
There is long standing unit of beauty; the Helen. Since Helen (of Troy) had a face so beautiful she could launch a thousand ships; the milliHelen is defined as enough beauty to launch one ship. Princess Ann thus rates about 0.5 mH Zen S&M: The sound of one hand smacking. Edited 17 Nov 08, 9:37 PM by proccie | |
| 18 Nov 08, 12:49 AM Temuchin UK(M), 11 yrs |
Thus Camilla would have to be rated in Pico Helens.... A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' | |
| 18 Nov 08, 8:48 PM merrynb99 UK(SL), 6 yrs |
... and Paris Hilton in GigaHelens  | |
| 21 Nov 08, 9:35 AM pod333 UK(DD), 6 yrs |
She seems to get quite a lot of press on The Register web site. I guess she is a useful combination of a porn & IT past, along with being a useful yardstick of stupidity for measuring politicians plans, etc. Personally I find here a bit bland and plastic looking, the sort of make-up look favoured by air stewardesses. Still, each to their own.
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