| DrMajolica |
A mate dropped in to see me the other day, and over a cup of tea in the kitchen, we caught up on news.
He's a good man, a bit quirky, and not at all "mainstream", but from a totally different tangent to many of my other friends. He's a real countryman, trains gundogs for a living, and into the shootin' circles etc, so what he told me was kinda unexpected.
My shooting friends are having a big Christmas party, he told me, and we're trying to come up with some party games..
Oh yeah, says I, got anything good?
Oh yes, he proclaimed..... "I thought we'd have a "BUTT PLUG TUG-O-WAR"!!!
Needless to say I lost most of my mouthful of tea, and we were in tears before we'd finished elaborating on the idea. (No not those sort of tears) At a simple level... couple of plugs, bit o'string, pants down.... HOURS of PARTAAY FUN!! But its when you really think about a crowd of carousing red-faced shooting folk with their plus fours down round their ankles.... or maybe it isnt!
Anyway... theres your party game this Christmas. I accept no liability for any prolapses caused, nor hernias from laughing.
Merry Christmas!
Edited Tue 11 Nov 08, 12:15 AM by DrMajolica
| 11 Nov 08, 1:02 PM tigerlili UK(WN), 7 yrs |
Now there's a mental image I really DON'T want to hang on to! Do not worry about the future for it is not yet come. Live each day in the present and make it beautiful. |