What are you wearing? (22)

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spirifer
Posted by spirifer on Sun 19 Oct 08, 3:50 PM

Many moons ago I used to occasionally correspond with a chap who would invariably start any online conversation with these words. Not the most original or imaginative tool in the woodshed, clearly, but great fun to while away the time with once in a while.

The thing was, I turned into a terrible liar. No-one wants to be known as the girl who sits typing online in a pair of fluffy M&S penguin jimjams, wearing fisherman's socks and clutching a can of lager.

So I was always miraculously dressed in a silk dressing gown and sheer black stockings (as if!), or just my lacy french knickers and a satin teddy, as of course are all women with whom you may occasionally chat online.

But - a tip for all the blokies out there - it doesn't work the same way if you claim that you are wearing only an Ann Summers "my penis is in the elephant's trunk" thong or, even worse, nothing but a stiffy. We girlies like a little intrigue, an air of mystery and a bit of romance. Meat and two veg plopped on an un-warmed plate without so much as an entrée just don't cut the mustard.

Edited Sun 19 Oct 08, 3:53 PM by spirifer

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19 Oct 08, 3:51 PM
velvet_minx
UK(EH), 3 yrs
*applauds while wearing a black satin negligee and high heels*
No colours or shapes
No sound in my head
I forget who i am
Dirtier than Amy Winehouse's beehive

19 Oct 08, 4:01 PM
Suadela
UK(M), 13 mths
When i am at my computer i always dress like my profile picture
Some people say i am evil, i have no idea why they think that.

19 Oct 08, 4:07 PM
xxx_adeena_xxx
UK(B), 19 mths
Just let me adjust my silk wrap...flippin' thing keeps slipping over my pert nipples as I'm trying to type.
Damn, this is just no good. I'll have go go slip into something more comfortable for you....hmmm something like a tight basque and thigh boots..... Oh and I need to just pop and re-gloss my lips.
Sorry, I'll have to fill this in later.......

Edited 19 Oct 08, 4:09 PM by xxx_adeena_xxx

19 Oct 08, 4:07 PM
FluffySub
UK(NN), 3 yrs
Y!
Today I am wearing a silk corset, hold-ups, 4 inch heeled pumps and a thong. I find it a really practical outfit for cleaning the house and walking the dogs
I always told the truth if they started a conversation like that; they always seemed surprised, so I guess a lot of women lie and tell them what they want. Funny how guys don't hang around for a girl in jogging pants and a BHS t-shirt

I'm a threadkiller, twisted threadkiller

19 Oct 08, 4:21 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

spirifer wrote:
No-one wants to be known as the girl who sits typing online in a pair of fluffy M&S penguin jimjams, wearing fisherman's socks and clutching a can of lager.
What do you mean no-one? Those are the kinds of details I like to know. I don't give a crap for all that fancy stuff, I like a down to earth lady.
What I say goes...
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. . . in through one ear and out the other.

19 Oct 08, 4:21 PM
Masters_Delight
UK(WD), 20 mths
Today i am wearing a big pair of comfy granny knickers (well it is sunday!) A pair of jeans (which a couple of months ago were too tight but are now a bit loose and have to keep being pulled up) And a girly string strapped flowy kinda top. Oh yeah, and a pair of Reebok Classics Coz they is comfy init!
Im so fucking fabulous, i piss glitter.

19 Oct 08, 4:23 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

FluffySub wrote:
Funny how guys don't hang around for a girl in jogging pants and a BHS t-shirt
That sounds good to me. What is it with all these stockings and basques and stuff. I know they look good but I don't expect anyone to wear them all the time.
What I say goes...
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. . . in through one ear and out the other.

19 Oct 08, 4:33 PM
x_Raven_x
UK(CR), 3 yrs
Arghhhhh it's that line and the 'do you have anymore pics' that makes me see red and instantly puts me off someone.
If I want them to know what I'm wearing or want to show them pic then I'll do it but not if that's their opening line.
Live your life in such a way that when Your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: "Oh Shit! She's Awake!"
(Not responsible for this but just love it)

19 Oct 08, 4:37 PM
Jahc99
UK, 2 yrs

I find it most amusing, when I am getting 'please tie me!' mail or posting all domly, whilst sat here in manacles.
Now go and tell an egg how to suck granny.

19 Oct 08, 4:44 PM
augusta
UK, 4 yrs

Well it's been a domestic drudgery/housework kind of day, and I've been doing quite a bit of tidying up, dusting and cleaning and so on. So obviously I'm currently wearing something very similar to this.
~ Snasserrfrasserrrrasserrrr ~

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