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| spirifer |
Many moons ago I used to occasionally correspond with a chap who would invariably start any online conversation with these words. Not the most original or imaginative tool in the woodshed, clearly, but great fun to while away the time with once in a while.
The thing was, I turned into a terrible liar. No-one wants to be known as the girl who sits typing online in a pair of fluffy M&S penguin jimjams, wearing fisherman's socks and clutching a can of lager.
So I was always miraculously dressed in a silk dressing gown and sheer black stockings (as if!), or just my lacy french knickers and a satin teddy, as of course are all women with whom you may occasionally chat online.
But - a tip for all the blokies out there - it doesn't work the same way if you claim that you are wearing only an Ann Summers "my penis is in the elephant's trunk" thong or, even worse, nothing but a stiffy. We girlies like a little intrigue, an air of mystery and a bit of romance. Meat and two veg plopped on an un-warmed plate without so much as an entrée just don't cut the mustard.
Edited Sun 19 Oct 08, 3:53 PM by spirifer
| 19 Oct 08, 3:51 PM mini_velvet UK(EH), 6 yrs |
*applauds while wearing a black satin negligee and high heels* No colours or shapes | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:01 PM LittleMissEvil 4 yrs |
When i am at my computer i always dress like my profile picture  Some people say i am evil, i have no idea why they think that. | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:07 PM xxx_adeena_xxx 4 yrs |
Just let me adjust my silk wrap...flippin' thing keeps slipping over my pert nipples as I'm trying to type. Damn, this is just no good. I'll have go go slip into something more comfortable for you....hmmm something like a tight basque and thigh boots..... Oh and I need to just pop and re-gloss my lips. Sorry, I'll have to fill this in later.......
Edited 19 Oct 08, 4:09 PM by xxx_adeena_xxx | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:07 PM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs      |
Today I am wearing a silk corset, hold-ups, 4 inch heeled pumps and a thong. I find it a really practical outfit for cleaning the house and walking the dogs 
I always told the truth if they started a conversation like that; they always seemed surprised, so I guess a lot of women lie and tell them what they want. Funny how guys don't hang around for a girl in jogging pants and a BHS t-shirt
I'm a threadkiller, twisted threadkiller | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:21 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs   |
What do you mean no-one? Those are the kinds of details I like to know. I don't give a crap for all that fancy stuff, I like a down to earth lady. What I say goes... | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:21 PM Masters_Delight UK(WD), 5 yrs |
Today i am wearing a big pair of comfy granny knickers (well it is sunday!) A pair of jeans (which a couple of months ago were too tight but are now a bit loose and have to keep being pulled up) And a girly string strapped flowy kinda top. Oh yeah, and a pair of Reebok Classics Coz they is comfy init! Im so fucking fabulous, i piss glitter. | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:23 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
That sounds good to me. What is it with all these stockings and basques and stuff. I know they look good but I don't expect anyone to wear them all the time. What I say goes... | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:33 PM x_Raven_x UK(CR), 6 yrs |
Arghhhhh it's that line and the 'do you have anymore pics' that makes me see red and instantly puts me off someone. If I want them to know what I'm wearing or want to show them pic then I'll do it but not if that's their opening line. Live your life in such a way that when
Your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders and says:
"Oh Shit! She's Awake!" | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:37 PM Jahc99 UK, 5 yrs |
I find it most amusing, when I am getting 'please tie me!' mail or posting all domly, whilst sat here in manacles. Now go and tell an egg how to suck granny. | |
| 19 Oct 08, 4:44 PM augusta UK, 8 yrs |
Well it's been a domestic drudgery/housework kind of day, and I've been doing quite a bit of tidying up, dusting and cleaning and so on. So obviously I'm currently wearing something very similar to this. ~ Snasserrfrasserrrrasserrrr ~ |
