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| Sat 18 Oct 08, 11:49 AM PilgrimUK UK(NG), 3 yrs  |
I was chatting with friends the other day and we had al had to stop scenes before because we couldn't stop laughing. I mean while its obviously a passion it can be a bit ridiculous at times if you slip out the mood and catch yourself dressed up to the nines saying something incredibly filthy. Anybody else ever had one of those 'WTF are we doing?' moments. Dont get me wrong, its a rare occurrence, my scenes don't usually contain chortling merriment but I'd be interested if anyone else has had similar experiences. Equally unplanned comedy moments (I recall one sub gagging hard and forcibly ejecting her butt plug across the room... i *really* struggled to keep a straight face there) would be good to read about.
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| 18 Oct 08, 11:57 AM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs  |
I am sooooo keeping off this thread  My lips are sealed. If only i kept them that way during scenes. This communication was brought to you from the desk of the Pontiff Elect, the benchmark by which purity, holiness & normality are measured.
Bless you. | |
| 18 Oct 08, 12:02 PM xjames UK(SS), 5 yrs |
It's important to keep a sense of humour and perspective. I don't understand those who are constantly serious as if they're performing some sacred rite. It's called "play" because it's meant to be fun. Obligatory wanky Latin tagline: Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit | |
| 18 Oct 08, 12:21 PM switch_bitch UK(G), 7 yrs |
i wouldn't want to play with someone if they were serious all time...it has to have the fun element too for me...i can laugh at the most inappropriate times, but i do have a bit of a wicked sense of humour ! if you jog 5 miles every day.....by the end of the week you will be 35 miles away! | |
| 18 Oct 08, 12:36 PM Snakehips 9 yrs |
I fell downstairs and sprained my ankle really badly (ended up on crutches for 3 weeks) whilst trussed up in a corset, stockings and 6" heels. My date had only been in the house 5 minutes when it happened. As I was writhing on the floor in pain and almost hysterically laughing, the bastard was copping a feel. ETA. Shagging was inventive that night. Edited 18 Oct 08, 12:40 PM by Snakehips | |
| 18 Oct 08, 12:41 PM GraemeBD UK(LS), 6 yrs |
Yes agree you have to be able to laugh sometimes both at yourself, others & even at what is happening at the time otherwise it wouldnt appeal to me. Reminds me of the best one that has happened to us not during a scene but was funny anyway, we were having some rumpy pumpy (her ontop) & as she came I was strangling her & she just gave out this kinda grunt come roar & we both just fell about laughing with the same thought running through our heads, it reminded us of Linda blair as the possesed in The Exorcist. What is the speed of darkness? | |
| 18 Oct 08, 12:44 PM Snakehips 9 yrs |
Or the time that I was made to stand on a chair in front of the kitchen window whilst he was in the garden and told to bend over and show my arse. I banged into the window, fell off the chair and landed on the heel of my shoe which left a rather fabulous circular bruise. | |
| 18 Oct 08, 12:46 PM RosieLady UK(AB), 6 yrs |
was once wrapped in cling film and hung up on a winch, saw myself in mirror and couldnt stop thinking of sardines, started laughing and couldnt stop! Dom started laughing too and both ended up on floor in heap giggling ourselves senseless.
At the other end, was once domming a sweet young man and at the point when I was supposedly being very severe at one of his many misdemeanours, the CD player decided to change from some slightly sinister rock to playing my grandkids copy of teddy bears picnic....mych giggling ensued! Now if I want to make him laugh I only have to start singing If YOu go down to the woods today your sure of a BIG surpise! God does not play dice with the universe; He plays a game he devised, which might be compared, by any of the other players to an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules | |
| 18 Oct 08, 12:48 PM Snakehips 9 yrs |
Snorting cum out of your nose when trying not to laugh is always pleasant too. | |
| 18 Oct 08, 1:04 PM Illuminated UK, 3 yrs |
Feeling profundly proud of myself...my new skills at ropework CLEARLY showing me to be a natural Dom... until she, the object of my dominance, mentioned she had a really itchy back and slipped her hand out of the ropework to scratch it...and everything slid.....down...and ...off. She thought it was funny and to be fair even I laughed because frankly I needed a good reminder that i was being way too cocky..nemesis always conquers hubris and all that...
second time round....no laughing. No slipping and that was a whole different kind of fun.
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| 18 Oct 08, 1:23 PM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs |
I sooooo wanna see this. This communication was brought to you from the desk of the Pontiff Elect, the benchmark by which purity, holiness & normality are measured.
Bless you. |
