The moment you realised you were mismatched (57)

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Tue 14 Oct 08, 3:49 AM
DomJones
UK, 4 yrs
£
Yes we are sometimes aren't we. Or maybe the role we take on isn't the one we feel comfortable in and end up changing. But D/s has its amusing moments. I've had a number of them and in this climate of stiff upper arsehole, occasionally wondered what some of yours were.
I love my food and prepared lunch haphazardly for my Domme and brought out two plates but was stopped in my tracks and told to get on my knees and that I was to be a table. FFS was my immediate thought, I was hungry, I was told that tables don't talk and ended up on all 4s, waiting for her to hurry up so I could down my grub. When the relationship ended, we had tea at The Ritz and I said all the good things that I'd experienced. When I asked her what I had brought to the relationship, she just said.."Stress."
D'ya know, I still laugh about those moments now. I think they are special, because they were genuinely funny, with our two differing personalities. Has anyone else had those classic D/s moments that you will always look back on with a smile??
She's so pure, Moses could'nt even part her knees.....Joan Rivers on Marie Osmond.
Edited Tue 14 Oct 08, 3:51 AM by DomJones

14 Oct 08, 9:40 AM
djin_bleu
UK(NW), 22 mths

MistressKrankie wrote:
The moment you realised you were mismatched
Yes we are sometimes aren't we. Or maybe the role we take on isn't the one we feel comfortable in and end up changing. But D/s has its amusing moments. I've had a number of them and in this climate of stiff upper arsehole, occasionally wondered what some of yours were.
I love my food and prepared lunch haphazardly for my Domme and brought out two plates but was stopped in my tracks and told to get on my knees and that I was to be a table. FFS was my immediate thought, I was hungry, I was told that tables don't talk and ended up on all 4s, waiting for her to hurry up so I could down my grub. When the relationship ended, we had tea at The Ritz and I said all the good things that I'd experienced. When I asked her what I had brought to the relationship, she just said.."Stress."
D'ya know, I still laugh about those moments now. I think they are special, because they were genuinely funny, with our two differing personalities. Has anyone else had those classic D/s moments that you will always look back on with a smile??
Erm, what kind of moron were you with? No offence....ah fuck it, lots of offence! Fancy someone telling you that slaves are tables and tables don't talk, did she get you from Ikea? I doubt it!
What's it gonna be next? slaves are wardrobes or a chest of drawers!! You do pick em sweetheart!
I've been mismatched plenty of times sometimes i've not been submissive enough, i mean...fancy that! Or it's been a case of manipulating the poor pretend-o-dommes and losing interest.
I think we all have differing personalities but we should endeavour to meet in the middle, that said i think your previous Domme must have been from Broadmoor!
*She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ ~** NO i'm not O ~fucking~ K!! **~

14 Oct 08, 9:44 AM
condemned
UK, 8 yrs
Y! I wondered where that bloody table i had bought had disappeared to......''GET BACK IN THE DINING ROOM NOW!!!''

14 Oct 08, 9:46 AM
Painted
3 mths
djin_bleu wrote:
Erm, what kind of moron were you with? No offence....ah fuck it, lots of offence! Fancy someone telling you that slaves are tables and tables don't talk, did she get you from Ikea? I doubt it!
This comment seems a bit harsh and uncalled for. Objectification is not uncommon in many BDSM relationships. It's not for everyone of course, but whatever happened to YKIOK?

14 Oct 08, 9:51 AM
MistressGoth
UK(WD), 5 yrs
Y!

Painted_Lady wrote:

djin_bleu wrote:
Erm, what kind of moron were you with? No offence....ah fuck it, lots of offence! Fancy someone telling you that slaves are tables and tables don't talk, did she get you from Ikea? I doubt it!
This comment seems a bit harsh and uncalled for. Objectification is not uncommon in many BDSM relationships. It's not for everyone of course, but whatever happened to YKIOK?

but djin is an object, he's usually a punch/kick bag
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14 Oct 08, 9:56 AM
happy_bunny
UK(HP), 16 mths

x_Gothy_x wrote:

Painted_Lady wrote:

djin_bleu wrote:
Erm, what kind of moron were you with? No offence....ah fuck it, lots of offence! Fancy someone telling you that slaves are tables and tables don't talk, did she get you from Ikea? I doubt it!
This comment seems a bit harsh and uncalled for. Objectification is not uncommon in many BDSM relationships. It's not for everyone of course, but whatever happened to YKIOK?

but djin is an object, he's usually a punch/kick bag

nar more like an arm rest, with his height
if you are happy and you know it, stamp your paws xxx

14 Oct 08, 9:58 AM
The_Inner_Whore
UK(E), 3 yrs
djin_bleu wrote:
Erm, what kind of moron were you with? No offence....ah fuck it, lots of offence! Fancy someone telling you that slaves are tables and tables don't talk, did she get you from Ikea? I doubt it!
I think it's called Objectification or to objectify. and yes, a Dom/me may be sometimes in the mood to put you to the test not when you ask them to do it or even when it feels niiiiiice down your goulies, but when or as they wish. It's part of something called Power Exchange.
Cultivate your Inner Whore

14 Oct 08, 10:02 AM
CPeccavi
UK(L), 10 mths
I think I'd find it more monumental to find that I was actually matched.
The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire. ~Ferdinand Foch

14 Oct 08, 10:04 AM
djin_bleu
UK(NW), 22 mths

Painted_Lady wrote:

djin_bleu wrote:
Erm, what kind of moron were you with? No offence....ah fuck it, lots of offence! Fancy someone telling you that slaves are tables and tables don't talk, did she get you from Ikea? I doubt it!
This comment seems a bit harsh and uncalled for. Objectification is not uncommon in many BDSM relationships. It's not for everyone of course, but whatever happened to YKIOK?

I never said objectification wasn't ok did i? Merely the way that it was applied, i.e. 'oi you are gonna be a table today, tables don't talk', nothing wrong with anything kinky, don't put bloody words in me mouth, it's full enough as it is thank you very much!
You can't go round just expecing people to be furniture at a moments bloody notice, i mean what if the sub in question has a bad table leg or their back was hunched or summot, you'd have such a mishap!
Please for the love of god relax, if i didn't like someones kink, i'd keep it to myself or indeed just bloody say it.
Fucking political correctness has alot to answer for!
Have a nice day now
*She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ ~** NO i'm not O ~fucking~ K!! **~

14 Oct 08, 10:05 AM
djin_bleu
UK(NW), 22 mths

happy_bunny wrote:

x_Gothy_x wrote:

Painted_Lady wrote:

djin_bleu wrote:
Erm, what kind of moron were you with? No offence....ah fuck it, lots of offence! Fancy someone telling you that slaves are tables and tables don't talk, did she get you from Ikea? I doubt it!
This comment seems a bit harsh and uncalled for. Objectification is not uncommon in many BDSM relationships. It's not for everyone of course, but whatever happened to YKIOK?

but djin is an object, he's usually a punch/kick bag

nar more like an arm rest, with his height

Says the cute little boy.... i mean girl with a boy's haird-o, who did your hair again? Stevie Wonder?

*She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ ~** NO i'm not O ~fucking~ K!! **~

Edited 14 Oct 08, 10:09 AM by djin_bleu

14 Oct 08, 10:06 AM
spirifer
UK, 3 yrs
Just so long as she didn't want you to be a table at the Ritz - might have been a bit confusing for the waiting staff.
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation - Pierre Trudeau
A denizen of a right little, tight little island.

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