The worst thing about living in a vanilla world? (28)

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Sun 12 Oct 08, 4:31 PM
osopha
UK, 3 yrs

I am, rather unashamedly, starting this thread so as to complain.
She gazes at me with this look which says "This is going to blow your mind..." and whispers "I like anal."
If only she new. Seriously. No more vanilla dates.

12 Oct 08, 4:39 PM
El_Presidente
UK(PO), 11 mths

osopha wrote:
The worst thing about living in a vanilla world?
I am, rather unashamedly, starting this thread so as to complain.
She gazes at me with this look which says "This is going to blow your mind..." and whispers "I like anal."
If only she new. Seriously. No more vanilla dates.

Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth (or up the arse, for that matter)!

If cheetahs can run so fast, why do they never win?

12 Oct 08, 4:46 PM
AlanSir
UK(LS), 12 mths
Y!

El_Presidente wrote:

osopha wrote:
The worst thing about living in a vanilla world?
I am, rather unashamedly, starting this thread so as to complain.
She gazes at me with this look which says "This is going to blow your mind..." and whispers "I like anal."
If only she new. Seriously. No more vanilla dates.

Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth (or up the arse, for that matter)!
Like El_P said don't look a gift horse ... etc
Use it as a stepping stone ... while in 'the act' a small(ish) spank, nails run down her spine, maybe a little tug of the hair........... you never know the response you might get
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

12 Oct 08, 4:49 PM
Ev1l_m0nkey
UK, 4 mths

osopha wrote:
The worst thing about living in a vanilla world?
I am, rather unashamedly, starting this thread so as to complain.
She gazes at me with this look which says "This is going to blow your mind..." and whispers "I like anal."
If only she new. Seriously. No more vanilla dates.

I'd look back at her and whisper 'so do i' and wink. Then we'll see how game she is Mwuhahahaha
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

12 Oct 08, 4:49 PM
osopha
UK, 3 yrs

AlanSir wrote:

El_Presidente wrote:

osopha wrote:
The worst thing about living in a vanilla world?
I am, rather unashamedly, starting this thread so as to complain.
She gazes at me with this look which says "This is going to blow your mind..." and whispers "I like anal."
If only she new. Seriously. No more vanilla dates.

Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth (or up the arse, for that matter)!
Like El_P said don't look a gift horse ... etc
Use it as a stepping stone ... while in 'the act' a small(ish) spank, nails run down her spine, maybe a little tug of the hair........... you never know the response you might get

Gents, don't get me wrong: nothing better than discovering and cultivating someone's secret desires. But seriously, if you had seen this look. This "you're not quite ready for this... Aren't I just ever so sexually liberated...". Vomit making.

12 Oct 08, 4:54 PM
ender11118
UK, 3 yrs
Y!

osopha wrote:
The worst thing about living in a vanilla world?
I am, rather unashamedly, starting this thread so as to complain.
She gazes at me with this look which says "This is going to blow your mind..." and whispers "I like anal."
If only she new. Seriously. No more vanilla dates.

Sounds like your invitation in

12 Oct 08, 5:00 PM
AlanSir
UK(LS), 12 mths
Y!

osopha wrote:

AlanSir wrote:

El_Presidente wrote:

osopha wrote:
The worst thing about living in a vanilla world?
I am, rather unashamedly, starting this thread so as to complain.
She gazes at me with this look which says "This is going to blow your mind..." and whispers "I like anal."
If only she new. Seriously. No more vanilla dates.

Don't look a gifthorse in the mouth (or up the arse, for that matter)!
Like El_P said don't look a gift horse ... etc
Use it as a stepping stone ... while in 'the act' a small(ish) spank, nails run down her spine, maybe a little tug of the hair........... you never know the response you might get

Gents, don't get me wrong: nothing better than discovering and cultivating someone's secret desires. But seriously, if you had seen this look. This "you're not quite ready for this... Aren't I just ever so sexually liberated...". Vomit making.
how about 'Honey you ain't seen nothing yet'

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

12 Oct 08, 5:01 PM
The_Inner_Whore
UK(E), 3 yrs
osopha wrote:
Gents, don't get me wrong: nothing better than discovering and cultivating someone's secret desires. But seriously, if you had seen this look. This "you're not quite ready for this... Aren't I just ever so sexually liberated...". Vomit making.
Weeeell... perhaps her previous boyfriends were so unliberated and dull, and that's the only experience she can judge potential partners by. Or the usual convo with other women during the Diet Coke break is along the lines of: "... and then he asked me if he could fuck me up the arse! How gross! ! The pervert! I dumped him there are then,"etc, and she feels alienated... Everything is relative.
If her background is rather straight and missionary position-like, then she's definitely the adventurous chick in her gang and maybe she's been praying to the Gods of Sex Above to send her fellow sexual adventurers... Sounds like there could be lots of potential there and like others have said before, try to open the door to her, slowly**, instead of feeling sorry for her na�vety.
** No pun intended - Cough

Cultivate your Inner Whore
Edited 12 Oct 08, 5:03 PM by The_Inner_Whore

12 Oct 08, 5:09 PM
osopha
UK, 3 yrs

The_Inner_Whore wrote:

osopha wrote:
Gents, don't get me wrong: nothing better than discovering and cultivating someone's secret desires. But seriously, if you had seen this look. This "you're not quite ready for this... Aren't I just ever so sexually liberated...". Vomit making.
Weeeell... perhaps her previous boyfriends were so unliberated and dull, and that's the only experience she can judge potential partners by. Or the usual convo with other women during the Diet Coke break is along the lines of: "... and then he asked me if he could fuck me up the arse! How gross! ! The pervert! I dumped him there are then,"etc, and she feels alienated... Everything is relative.
If her background is rather straight and missionary position-like, then she's definitely the adventurous chick in the gang and maybe she's been praying to the Gods of Sex Above to send her fellow sexual adventurers... Sounds like there could be lots of potential there and like others have said before, try to open the door to her, slowly, instead of feeling sorry for her na�vety.

Clearly I have come across slightly skewed! I am not being mean towards her nor being ungrateful; as you suggest she is more kinky than many. The situation was slightly comical, tis all, given my sexual preferences and her wanting to impress me with hers...

12 Oct 08, 5:10 PM
takemetothenextlevel
UK, 23 mths
Y! Slightly comical .............. I cant stop laughing

12 Oct 08, 5:13 PM
The_Inner_Whore
UK(E), 3 yrs
osopha wrote:
Clearly I have come across slightly skewed! I am not being mean towards her nor being ungrateful; as you suggest she is more kinky than many. The situation was slightly comical, tis all, given my sexual preferences and her wanting to impress me with hers...
Yeah, the OP sounded like you'd been too judgemental and maybe missing out on an interesting date. We all had to start somewhere!
Cultivate your Inner Whore

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