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Bull frogs and blow jobs (9)
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Posted by Praes_girl on Tue 30 Sep 08, 1:10 PM
BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS
A woman went into a store to buy her husband
a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that
all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,
but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!'
'Bl@w jobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift,
and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
skeptical and laughed it off! .
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened
by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making
hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the
kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'
Replies
30 Sep 08, 1:12 PM
Mistress_Whisper
UK(OX), 5 yrs
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LMAO  God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece
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30 Sep 08, 1:33 PM
sheGives
UK(GL), 18 mths
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LMAO!
The guys I work with appreciated this one LOL "Let your mind start a journey thru a strange new world. Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before. Let your soul take you where you long to be...Close your eyes let your spirit start to soar, and you'll live as you've never lived before.” Erich Fromm
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30 Sep 08, 1:39 PM
Praes_girl
UK(WV), 23 mths
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 Fuck you and your last Rolo.
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30 Sep 08, 1:39 PM
Praes_girl
UK(WV), 23 mths
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sheGives wrote:
LMAO!
The guys I work with appreciated this one LOL
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I am glad they liked it Fuck you and your last Rolo.
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30 Sep 08, 2:27 PM
joanie
UK, 3 yrs
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I love it "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible cunt... me."
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30 Sep 08, 2:29 PM
Celalaedrith
UK, 2 yrs
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truly brilliant hon thank you The bottom half of GC INC
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30 Sep 08, 3:33 PM
Praes_girl
UK(WV), 23 mths
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Thankyou Fuck you and your last Rolo.
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30 Sep 08, 3:34 PM
Praes_girl
UK(WV), 23 mths
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You are more than welcome hunnie Fuck you and your last Rolo.
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30 Sep 08, 5:31 PM
MissKitty
UK, 7 yrs
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Frogs legs anyone?  Miss Kitty
=^.^=
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