Posted by Skyhook
on Mon 29 Sep 08, 11:31 PM to Skyhook's blog.
You remember that scene in A Fish Called Wanda? Jamie Lee Curtis coming over all unnecessary, writhing on the floor as John Cleese put on an accent?
Well – and I apologise in advance for the mental image – but latex always generated a similar Pavlovian response in me, even just the rubbery slappy pingy sounds of MrsSkyhook getting dressed up; not even the cries of "oh for fucks sake! This bloody thing!" could dampen my rampant enthusiasm.
I've never been sure why latex does it for me. How it emphasises curves? Flatters the figure? The slight objectification?
Anyway, latex was always my thing… until the weekend just gone...
We went out to an Oooooo Arrrrr country fair type thingy; ploughing competitions, craft stalls, "that's a big carrot", horse events and games. Made a nice contrast to the excellent biker rally from the previous weekend!
While, of course, I still find MrsS just the most delectably sexy woman on the planet, I must confess to a neck snapping moment (not good for a man in my condition, after the car crash my head is hanging on by I thread, I tell you - or I would but I don't like to talk about it. I'm a martyr, I am)
Walking through the crowd was a young girl, slim yet curvy. And the reason my head swivelled like Linda Blair was… her jodhpurs. White. Tight. I feel justified to use the phrase 'looked like they were sprayed on'. As she walked by I couldn't help but note she had buttocks like two Volkswagen Beetles fighting over a parking space. And the jodhpurs were of the thinnest material, it was noticeable that the shape of her pockets (and here I mean pockets, I'm not meaning a flowery euphemism) was clear, the double material thickness obvious, the white more white. No undercrackers then, to be frank, as they would've shown.
So there we have it. White jodhpurs and riding boots. The sexiest outfit in the world.
Or it would be if she had finished the look off with a black latex vest.
And hadn't smelled quite so much of horse poo.
| 29 Sep 08, 11:40 PM Sweetiejar UK(S), 11 yrs  |
you big jessie!! Being a horsey girl from about 5 years old....I constantly smelt of straw, hay, horse sweat .... but rarely poo. Sweetiejar | ||
| 29 Sep 08, 11:42 PM Skyhook 7 yrs |
Well, you say that...
"Me? I'm all about the hugs. | ||
| 29 Sep 08, 11:47 PM Sweetiejar UK(S), 11 yrs |
PMSL......my secret is out!! Sweetiejar | ||
| 30 Sep 08, 6:53 AM latexdreamers UK(B), 7 yrs |
Of course Breathless in London sell white latex jodphurs..........ooooopf. | ||
| 26 Sep 10, 12:17 AM NimueBanditQueen UK(MK), 2 yrs |
Sweet. The little fella hasn't heard of big skin-coloured ass covering granny-knickers. Or considered that they (or some form of defense) would be essential under jodphurs that tight unless one wanted the extreme pain of peeling the glued-on, dried-on, hardened seam from flowery bits (yes that is a euphemism) at the end of the day. I, of course, not being the sort of girl to go without knickers would not know such things either. On rereading the instructions I came with, they do indeed say: |
