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Drunken strangers.... (8)
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Posted by chartreuse on Tue 9 Sep 08, 6:36 PM
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance" says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3:00 in the morning and pouring with rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark: "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
Replies
9 Sep 08, 6:40 PM
ian_sub
UK, 2 yrs
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hahyahahahahaaha brillaint ure a comedy genious |
9 Sep 08, 6:57 PM
chartreuse
UK(BA), 2 yrs
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ian_sub wrote:
hahyahahahahaaha brillaint ure a comedy genious
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It's not mine, I was sent it via email. 
"Truth is stranger than fiction."
"It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not."
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9 Sep 08, 7:03 PM
ian_sub
UK, 2 yrs
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well its brilliant i love it had me laughing so much nearly fell off chair
chartreuse wrote:
ian_sub wrote:
hahyahahahahaaha brillaint ure a comedy genious
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It's not mine, I was sent it via email.
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9 Sep 08, 7:09 PM
nothing1
UK, 15 mths
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Very good, thats one of the only times I've ever laughed out loud at a written joke. |
9 Sep 08, 9:05 PM
chartreuse
UK(BA), 2 yrs
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nothing1 wrote:
Very good, thats one of the only times I've ever laughed out loud at a written joke.
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Glad you enjoyed.... 
"Truth is stranger than fiction."
"It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not."
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9 Sep 08, 9:08 PM
joanie
UK, 3 yrs
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I liked it M: Its only a baby needle, you wont know the difference.
I am not a one dimensional needle obssessed domme...
J: Its going to be about sutures isnt it?
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10 Sep 08, 8:40 AM
RastaPasta
UK, 6 yrs
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< I know a few men who would be found on swings without needing to be drunk!  If you are willing to look at another person's behaviour towards you as a reflection of the state of their relationship with themselves rather than as a statement about your value as a person, then you will, over a period of time, cease to react to them
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21 Sep 08, 6:03 PM
addfain
UK(M), 23 mths
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i like that....made me smile |
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