MisterBear... (14)

Make sure you do it before you go to live in Oz !

kate x

sweetsurrender1 wrote: LMAO......that'll teach him SweetSerenity wrote: BRILLIANT!!!

Several points.

1) I'm a bear, they don't design cleaning equipment for us.

2) My house is far more cluttered than his due to a lack of space for all my stuff, which is why I want my garden doing so I can get a workshop built out there and put some of my stuff in there and free up some space for my clutter.

3) I have a bad back so cleaning stuff can be too awkward at times if it involves bending.

4) I don't have a vacuum cleaner like his, which is the type I prefer. I've got something that looks like one of thoes robots off The Black Hole, and has all that tubing stuff coming out of it that always falls to pieces when you don't want it to.

5) I do, do the cleaning, I've never said I don't. There's no one else around here to do it and you certainly don't seem capable of volunteering yourself to do it. So it leaves me to do it, but as there is only me here then I don't mind a bit of mess and so can let it build up for a bit before I get round to sorting it. So I don't really know what you are going on about. If I never did any cleaning then fine I could see you point, but showing me that men can clean when I know that for a fact as I do it myself is now kind of pointless. And as seen as I've made your weekend kind of pointless, you may as well give some point to it by doing me cleaning.

What I say goes...
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You COMPLETELY missed the point................. that was a video of you cleaning MY house!!!

~walks away shaking head~

MisterBear wrote: sweetsurrender1 wrote: LMAO......that'll teach him SweetSerenity wrote: BRILLIANT!!! Several points. 1) I'm a bear, they don't design cleaning equipment for us. 2) My house is far more cluttered than his due to a lack of space for all my stuff, which is why I want my garden doing so I can get a workshop built out there and put some of my stuff in there and free up some space for my clutter. 3) I have a bad back so cleaning stuff can be too awkward at times if it involves bending. 4) I don't have a vacuum cleaner like his, which is the type I prefer. I've got something that looks like one of thoes robots off The Black Hole, and has all that tubing stuff coming out of it that always falls to pieces when you don't want it to. 5) I do, do the cleaning, I've never said I don't. There's no one else around here to do it and you certainly don't seem capable of volunteering yourself to do it. So it leaves me to do it, but as there is only me here then I don't mind a bit of mess and so can let it build up for a bit before I get round to sorting it. So I don't really know what you are going on about. If I never did any cleaning then fine I could see you point, but showing me that men can clean when I know that for a fact as I do it myself is now kind of pointless. And as seen as I've made your weekend kind of pointless, you may as well give some point to it by doing me cleaning.

You lost that bet missy!!!

But I've never been to your house for you to record me. And I'm much better looking than him. And there's no chocolate wrappers laying around. And as if I could do that much cleaning in 9 minutes. Come on I'm looking for reality here, so there should be dragons and space ships and blue headed women and stuff.

What I say goes...
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~sigh~

I was looking at the future!!

Well that might work with the space ships.

Hang on a moment!!! Are you seeing us together in a relationship further down the line and that's why I'm doing some of the house work? Bloody hell lass, next you'll be telling me you've already picked out the flowers for the wedding.

What I say goes...
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. . . in through one ear and out the other.

We have to get married????

No, that's one of them religion ideas. We can just live together in sin, although I've heard the house prices there are a bit steep. If we could find somewhere cheaper we could hire a maid to take care of the cleaning.

What I say goes...
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. . . in through one ear and out the other.