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Posted by HisHoliness on Fri 5 Sep 08, 7:10 AM to HisHoliness's blog.

...far too cheeky to be called a submissive
...seamlessly contradictory
...a non-smoker
...a straight guy
...a camera slut
...a Sensualist
...a Hedonist
...extremely open-minded
...very fond of bullet points (I'm a bit of a PowerPoint and Excel geek)
...is job hunting]
...is one of Boris' Oyster Whores
...is also a Starbucks Whore (where i add a lot of cinnamon to my coffee)
...is widely acknowledged as having helped Ingrid to halt the seven signs of ageing (what i like to call the "Landingham effect")
...has an above average number of testicles
...is oft maligned and frequently besmirched (and trust me, that can be messy)
...is the father of the modern day international phenomenon which is, Cheese Art
...has a Wii Fit age of 30
...runs and operates the Single Sock Foundation
...is widely considered to be "Humorously Mischievous and Lovably Forgiveable" (to the tune of I am the very model of a modern Major-General or if you prefer, this version (@ 1:00) )
...genuinely believes that the lyrics to any song can seamlessly be replaced by "Up yer bum"
...also contrary to popular rumour, sev does NOT do puppy-play. And i'll snap at the ankles of anyone who says otherwise (unless they bring cake, in which case prepare to be nuzzled, endearingly - with the odd dribble)
...the living proof that intelligence and common sense don't always go hand in hand. Because even though it's highly unlikely that you are more intelligent than i am, i am still more likely to trip and fall down the stairs whilst trying to play with the dogs and do the vacuuming.

Edited Fri 3 Apr 09, 4:33 AM by HisHoliness