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| Lady_Toza_Scarlet |
I have received a most interesting memo from a young man in Nigeria who wants me to be his slave. He wants to fuck my ass whilst I am sucking his cock. His enthusiasm and imagination are commendable but unfortunately my tongue will not extend backwards the length of my digestive tract.
As he is in Lagos and I am in the North West of England, this activity will be a problem unless his penis is 3000 miles long. He gives his weight as only 7stone 12lbs so I imagine most of that would be penis, leaving just a very tiny person on the end of it. An erection, therefore, would drain his entire body of blood and tragically kill him, rendering him unable to put into practice his novel ideas.
He informs me that he is HOT, (bless him, Nigeria IS close to the equator so it's hardly surprising).I do so want to please my new master so I have sent him a cold shower unit to cool him down. I have also requested £10 000 by special international money transfer to cover the costs involved in stretching my tongue and digestive tract to accommodate his extraordinary penis.
Once funds have been received I will buy myself a 3000 mile long strapon and show him how it's really done.
| 30 Aug 08, 2:31 PM ian_wilts UK, 4 yrs  |
That was funny -cheers!  | |
| 30 Aug 08, 3:23 PM Raegan 5 yrs |
Disturbing mental images I don't care who you are... I'm not giving you my spoons. | |
| 30 Aug 08, 3:32 PM christy1964 UK, 5 yrs |
And you call yourself a submissive lol Don't take life too seriously,
You won't get out alive! | |
| 30 Aug 08, 3:40 PM kittyinthewoods UK(W), 5 yrs |
This did make me laugh qw 'waiting' but not always 'quiet' | |
| 30 Aug 08, 4:57 PM Kinky_Embrace UK(KA), 4 yrs |
ROFL - I like your style! Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, and I shan't judge you! | |
| 30 Aug 08, 5:27 PM LaRouge UK(L), 7 yrs |
Enjoyed reading that...haha I don't want to be anyones girlfriend, I want to be EVERYONES!... | |
| 30 Aug 08, 6:00 PM Lady_Toza_Scarlet UK, 4 yrs |
Noooo! I don't.... | |
| 30 Aug 08, 6:06 PM specialk_subbie UK(OL), 3 yrs   |
That was so funny.  xx | |
| 30 Aug 08, 7:39 PM Belasarius UK(M), 8 yrs      |
:D some live in hope eh! Rules is rules... |
