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| melita |
on Wed 27 Aug 08, 10:38 PM to melita's blog.
Did you all realise that being a member here for any length of time, or writing too many posts/weblogs, or changing your name all means you are a fake and only here to talk the talk but can not/will not walk the walk?
It's true...I was just informed via memo so it must be true.
So c'mon all you fakes out there, time to own up!
| 27 Aug 08, 10:40 PM Marmite UK(CB), 5 yrs |
Waves,
I must be in the list then.. (where's me memo?) A rose by any other name has thorns that will still make you bleed. | |
| 27 Aug 08, 10:40 PM MissyG UK(MK), 8 yrs  |
yer, all my real life networks are fakers 2 -:|:- My Website -:|:- London Munch -:|:- LondonAlternativeMarket -:|:- | |
| 27 Aug 08, 10:41 PM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs |
Im a fake. Im really a 59 year old trainspotter called Humphrey. Ive never had a girlfriend and I live with my mother. Mother wont allow me to have girlfriends. Its true. I feel its time I should own up. I can't believe I've no control | |
| 27 Aug 08, 10:44 PM jukejointjezabel 5 yrs |
*stands up*
Hi, my name is Norman and I am a 70 year old retired pub landlord from Weymouth *sits back down* | |
| 27 Aug 08, 10:45 PM melita UK(ST), 8 yrs |
*Notices no men owning up* Hmmmmmm "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude" | |
| 27 Aug 08, 10:48 PM Wiley_Kit UK(PE), 7 yrs |
Norman? I thought that was you! I used to come in your pub many years back every Friday night (until Mother found out that I was sneaking off to the pub and not actually at my local trainspotters meetings) I can't believe I've no control | |
| 27 Aug 08, 10:57 PM Charless UK(WC), 11 yrs |
We're all too busy giggling!
Well, I've just been chatting to Ishmael, who I notice has been a member of IC since 1999, has nearly two thousand posts to his credit, and once, briefly, changed his name. So, by the definition espoused by the OP's correspondent, Ish is a fake. OK, well if someone like Ish is a fake there's not much hope for the rest of us is there? | |
| 27 Aug 08, 11:00 PM magenta2006 5 yrs |
Hey great company for me! Apparently I am a fake because I don't play in clubs...must be a plastic Dom 
I always suspected some of you lot were actually men God has given men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. | |
| 27 Aug 08, 11:00 PM melita UK(ST), 8 yrs |
Of course Ish is fake, he's on my network list so he must be.... Now I'm confusing myself *scratches head* "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude" | |
| 27 Aug 08, 11:06 PM GazUK1963 UK(B), 6 yrs |
It's true; I'm not only a fake, but also a figment of my own deranged imagination. I don't actually exist; neither do my real-life friends or any of the clubs and events that I imagine myself going to. I think that these delusions are caused by smoking too many kippers when I was a lot older. Gary x. Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies has truly lived. |
