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IC : Weblogs : chartreuse : "Up & Down Sex"

Up & Down Sex (4)

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Posted by chartreuse on Wed 20 Aug 08, 6:32 PM

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed,they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, headed for the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady: "Do you want to go up or down?"

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her blouse and trousers and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!

When they'd finished the man couldn't believe what had just happened, he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady: "Up or down?"

There she went again, stripped off her clothes and made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river and the elderly gentleman asked: "Up or down?"

The woman replied: "Down."

A little puzzled and disappointed the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady: "Up or down?"

She replied: "Up."

This really confused the gentleman so he asked:

"What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today,nothing!"

She replied: "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown."

Replies

20 Aug 08, 6:44 PM MsWhisper UK(OX), 4 yrs	PMSL "So close no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart, forever trusting who we are, and nothing else matters"
20 Aug 08, 6:47 PM Naughty_Switch UK, 7 yrs	pmsl i love that one "No wise man ever wished to be younger." Jonathan Swift Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist (1667 - 1745)
20 Aug 08, 6:49 PM sheGives UK(GL), 17 mths	LOL "Passion... it lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us... passion rules us all. And we obey..." ~Angelus
20 Aug 08, 7:30 PM Red_Black_M UK(CF), 8 mths	LMAO