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What sort of tart are you? (26)

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ShadowRose
Posted by ShadowRose on Tue 19 Aug 08, 12:58 PM to ShadowRose's blog.

If I were to categorise myself, I'd be goats cheese, roasted tomato and caramelised onion with a hint of garlic n thyme in the pastry and a dash of balsamic vinegar in the onion base - pungent, sweet and an acquired taste.

So what sort of tart are you?

Edited Wed 20 Aug 08, 7:11 AM by ShadowRose

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19 Aug 08, 1:18 PM
sslapp
UK(M), 5 yrs

MANCHESTER

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19 Aug 08, 1:25 PM
spirifer
UK, 6 yrs
Can I be a tart without pastry? I don't like pastry very much, so I'd be a tortilla espagnole - an omelette with potatoes and onions. Yummm...

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19 Aug 08, 1:45 PM
picksy
UK(PL), 3 yrs
im the sort of tart Shadow that cant stop buying bike gear ! Helmets jackets gloves so i am a bikegear tart ! I do like custard tarts tho ; oh and bakewell ones too !

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19 Aug 08, 1:49 PM
theDukeofMilan
UK(DA), 6 yrs

Mature, nay Vintage, Full flavour nutter bastard Cheese (and Chives) and Spring Onion, with extra caramelised red onion, soaked in balsamic vinegar, and a splash of Worcester sauce. Freshly ground black pepper. Drop of tabasco.

As a human tart? Rude, relentless, rapacious...

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Edited 19 Aug 08, 2:01 PM by theDukeofMilan

19 Aug 08, 2:43 PM
subscience
UK, 4 yrs
Based on your description, I don't care what kind of tart I am I want to eat yours it sounds delicious.

subscience

19 Aug 08, 3:43 PM
slutling_angel
3 yrs
Gypsi tart .. smooth sweet melts in the mouth but afterwards an apple is required just to finish off :-D

Get you're rocks off on Planet Rock ;-)

19 Aug 08, 3:48 PM
maddie_black
3 yrs
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You sound delicious. I would probably be a plain old cheese and onion tart.

xxx

19 Aug 08, 5:42 PM
goldeneyes
UK(W), 6 yrs
Mississippi Mud Pie

Sweet rich pastry and a deeply chocolatey filling. With a roasted edge from the muscovado sugar and a coffee kick that balances the sweetness perfectly. Can be messy and bad for you in large amounts.

:-D

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19 Aug 08, 6:00 PM
Mistress_Amethyst
UK, 5 yrs

ShadowRose wrote:
If I were to categorise myself, I'd be goats cheese, roasted tomato and caramelised onion with a hint of garlic n thyme in the pastry and a dash of balsamic vinegar in the onion base - pungent, sweet and an acquired taste.

So what sort of tart are you?

Gypsy Tart :-)

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19 Aug 08, 9:07 PM
Ms_Dior_Chance
UK(CW), 8 yrs

An old one.

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