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Mutant Cucumber Sandwich. (8)

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Violently
Posted by Violently on Wed 2 Jul 08, 10:11 AM to Violently's blog.

I was just wondering if you can actually still call a cucumber sandwich a cucumber sandwich if it has ham in it - or would you then call it a ham and cucumber sandwich.

Would calling it a cucumber sandwich be dependant on the proportion of ham there was in it? What if it was a cucumber sandwich made of cucumber that had been soaked in ham brine alone?

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2 Jul 08, 10:27 AM
Priapuss
UK(PO), 4 yrs

Depending on what the cucumber was used for previously ;-) you might have to declare that it is a cucumber and xyz. Otherwise you may have H&S and Trading Standards coming round. :-(

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2 Jul 08, 11:33 AM
proccie
UK(HP), 5 yrs


I can see that if one were a vegetarian (or Jewish or Muslim) then the previous use to which the pickling liquor had been put may well be important.

Ham being of high value, and good source of protein, would in my book constitute the most important ingredient in naming a sandwich.

By law ingredients are listed by order of weight. So it may be possible to have a sandwich, where cucumber is the second heaviest ingredient (after bread). So logically it could be construed to be a cucumber sandwich, even if it contained other fillings other than cucumber. Like pig.

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Edited 2 Jul 08, 11:34 AM by proccie

2 Jul 08, 11:36 AM
Chiefwhip
UK(NN), 6 yrs

A cucumber sandwich just has cucumber as the filling; could have dressing on the cucumber - salad cream, mayo etc.

If there is ham in it, that makes it a cucumber and ham [order depend on quantity - largest first]

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2 Jul 08, 12:19 PM
silverswitch
UK, 5 yrs
Sounds to me like an obsessive needs to classify things and put them into neat pigeonholes. I'm afraid that life, BDSM, male/female, sub/dom/swicth, and sandwiches are just not like that!. It's like everything else, if you like ham in your cucumber sandwiches, then good luck to you, and don't let others question your taste.

Personally, I'm more for bacon sandwiches with maple syrup!. Are they sweet or savoury?.

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2 Jul 08, 1:41 PM
Chiefwhip
UK(NN), 6 yrs

silverswitch wrote:
It's like everything else, if you like ham in your cucumber sandwiches, then good luck to you, and don't let others question your taste. silverswitch

But it then it is a cucumber and ham sandwich!!!

I was not questioning Violently's question of taste in sandwichs.

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2 Jul 08, 4:55 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


I don't know what yer all going on about. It's a pork salad butty.

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2 Jul 08, 5:10 PM
Violently
UK(B), 12 yrs
MisterBear wrote:
I don't know what yer all going on about. It's a pork salad butty.

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3 Jul 08, 12:07 AM
GazUK1963
UK(B), 6 yrs
Have you been round the Savacentre again?

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