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Posted by ThedaVamp on Thu 19 Jun 08, 11:08 AM to ThedaVamp's blog.

... can you help me please?

I have been set a task by myself, cos I could do with some cheap lulz.

Tell me, how have I changed over the last year?

And anything nasty written by heartless non-soppy cunts?

Remember that you will be added to my death list and hunted down by dogs with bees in their mouths.

Replies

19 Jun 08, 11:12 AM
x_Raven_x
UK(CR), 6 yrs
Well I for one have noticed a change, can't remember when it was but you went from wearing a lovely little black, red and white number to a kind of green and black in ya face number :-D

While I'm here what does lulz mean?

Oh yeah and stick me on ya death list will ya cus I've crossed me off mine for the time being ;-)

xx

Live your life in such a way that when Your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says: "Oh Shit! She's Awake!"
(Not responsible for this but just love it)

19 Jun 08, 11:14 AM
Hells_Bells
UK(G), 7 yrs
Theda has always had a penchant for nubile young flesh, and as far as I know, nothing has changed.

Theda enjoys people talking about her in the third person. I'm not so sure this was the case last year.

Theda knows her bitches will always be there for her. When the rain starts to pour. *clap clap clap clap*

I wear my heart on my sleeve and my pants on my head
http://obliterarti.wordpress.com/

19 Jun 08, 11:14 AM
jukejointjezabel
5 yrs
You've stopped memoing and chat messaging me every 30 seconds to check that I'm still your friend now, which is always a bonus.

Official member and Challenge Kween of The Pants on Head Club

19 Jun 08, 11:15 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

Well i haven't had a boob-pic with 'please fuck me' written across them in a while...

------------------------------------------
Ok, we have enough youth... How about a fountain of smart?
"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."

19 Jun 08, 11:30 AM
ThedaVamp
UK, 6 yrs
x_Raven_x wrote:
Well I for one have noticed a change, can't remember when it was but you went from wearing a lovely little black, red and white number to a kind of green and black in ya face number :-D

So long as there was SOME black, I'm safe.

Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts.

19 Jun 08, 12:32 PM
NinjaBitch
7 yrs
You're much less cat-oriented than I remember you being.

Perfect behavio(u)r is born of complete indifference.

19 Jun 08, 12:46 PM
ThedaVamp
UK, 6 yrs
NinjaBitch wrote:
You're much less cat-oriented than I remember you being.

I've invested in a sticky roller 'n everything!

Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts.

19 Jun 08, 2:45 PM
Romola
UK, 7 yrs

You've raised your age limits in line with inflation.

Peace and love, through the power of pants!

19 Jun 08, 3:06 PM
zelie
UK(HA), 9 yrs

Romola wrote:
You've raised your age limits in line with inflation.

Actually quite a lot below inflation rates. Could we be in line for a ThedaVamp Crunch?

I'm about as submissive as dracula on speed....

19 Jun 08, 6:48 PM
NewHorizons
5 yrs
Well firstly, wouldn't dogs with bees in their mouth be a little distracted with the bees to want to hunt me down.

You seem as delightful as ever. Is your aubergine patch doing as well this year as it did last?

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