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| nuthatch |
I guarantee that if one of my local pubs was to make too much noise in the evening, there would be complaints from angry residents moaning about a lack of consideration; so how come my local church is allowed to wake me up every Sunday morning with their loud and badly coordinated attempts at bell ringing? Should I phone the police?
Edited Sun 15 Jun 08, 10:15 AM by nuthatch
| 15 Jun 08, 11:04 AM submike_m42 UK, 4 yrs  |
Calling the police is one option, although I have a much better...........more cunning plan. Late at night armed with a saw, sneak into the church, climb the stairs, making sure not to make a noise, keep going up into the tower, until you find the bell chamber. Saw through the wooden supports that hold the bells in place, being carefull not to saw all the way through. Leave enough to just support the weight of each bell. Sneak back out, making sure no one has seen you. Dispose of the saw so that there is no forensic link back to you, and wait till the next Sunday. All you should hear is creaking sounds a few clangs, screams as the bells fall through the floor of the bell chamber, onto the people who torture you with their rope pulling exploits each Sunday. Ok probably a few sirens as the ambulances and police turn up. But the following Sunday all you will hear is peace and quite, as you will for many a Sunday to come.
Evil plan I know, but its not a bad thought. By the way, incase you are one of lifes people insane enough to actually try this, its certainly not meant seriously. mike edited for typos Experienced in life, and learning in BDSM. Edited 15 Jun 08, 11:06 AM by submike_m42 |
| 15 Jun 08, 12:15 PM x_Raven_x UK(CR), 6 yrs |
No Submike that would not work, he'd go to all that effort only to have funds raised within the flicker of a sweaty armpit to replace it with an even bigger and louder one or worse still one of those speaker jobbies with a bell sounding track on repeat for hours. Live your life in such a way that when
Your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders and says:
"Oh Shit! She's Awake!" |
