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IC : Weblogs : teach_me : "trying to pluck up courage"
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trying to pluck up courage (14)

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teach_me
Posted by teach_me on Fri 30 May 08, 9:12 PM

to give Asbo a bath, Poppy has had one, Cleo has just had one and she was ever so good :-)

now asbo is the dirtiest cat you've ever seen, he doesn't wash much, and his beautiful white fur is always a dingy shade of grey ......... he has also been sat under a leaky car and his back is covered in oil ......... unfortunately he really really doesn't like baths, but he really really needs one, he smells foul

the problem is last time i gave him one, i ended up with a huge hole through my thumb where he bit me, and i had to have a tetanus jab ...... well i guess at least this time i wont need another one lol .......... but I'm very scared ....... he's evil when he's not happy ....... just hope the gardening gloves i bought will be thick enough for me not to lose a finger :-(

Lynda xxx

Edited Fri 30 May 08, 9:55 PM by teach_me

Replies

30 May 08, 9:19 PM
velvia
3 yrs

Giving a cat a bath is just plain suicide , you're mad !

30 May 08, 9:23 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs
did i mention my happy pills don't work too well? lol ....... and yup, totally barking :-$

if you'd seen him, you'd want to give him a bath too, hes disgusting

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it :-D
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too :-D

Edited 30 May 08, 9:24 PM by teach_me

30 May 08, 9:28 PM
Jezzebelle
UK, 7 yrs
Watch out for cat scratch fever...

My friends mum got scratched on her boob and it swelled up, her useful husband went to the docs with her and asked if he could make the other one the same size....

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
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30 May 08, 9:32 PM
Xx_pam_xX
18 mths
have you thought about tying him up in the back garden by his neck and squirting the hose at himm???

pam x

30 May 08, 9:40 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs
Jezzebelle wrote:
Watch out for cat scratch fever...

My friends mum got scratched on her boob and it swelled up, her useful husband went to the docs with her and asked if he could make the other one the same size....

oh cool, i could do with bigger boobs too :-)

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it :-D
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too :-D

30 May 08, 9:41 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs
Xx_pam_xX wrote:
have you thought about tying him up in the back garden by his neck and squirting the hose at himm???

yup thought about it, unfortunately water alone doesn't get rid of engine oil :-(

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it :-D
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too :-D

30 May 08, 9:58 PM
ThePhilanthropist
UK(S), 16 mths

Have you thought of the washing machine??? On a short cycle, not too hot, a short spin & a bit of fabric softener for a shiny fur (we're human after all)... :) :) :)

Only teasing!!! :)

30 May 08, 10:25 PM
ladybabe2
UK(SK), 3 yrs

a suspended cat is a cat that doesn't move! although not sure how you can do that over a bath!

"I love you" is 8 letters but so is "bullshit"

30 May 08, 10:43 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs
ThePhilanthropist wrote:
Have you thought of the washing machine??? On a short cycle, not too hot, a short spin & a bit of fabric softener for a shiny fur (we're human after all)... :) :) :)

Only teasing!!! :)

oooooooooo that's a plan, or maybe next doors dishwasher and a bit of a tumble in the dryer :-)

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it :-D
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too :-D

30 May 08, 10:44 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs
ladybabe2 wrote:
a suspended cat is a cat that doesn't move! although not sure how you can do that over a bath!

shower curtain rail, chains, padlocks, sorted :-)

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it :-D
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too :-D

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