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Posted by krystle on Sun 25 May 08, 12:02 AM to krystle's blog.

I lay in bed this morning, listening to the radio, wondering why someone would sing about being " a masturbator"...and quite proud of it apparently.

In fact they were singing about "mashed potaterrrrrr"..... im sure millions would make the same mistake..... Think i need to go and get my hearing test done properly quite soonish tho.

Today has been hell on earth. With a day of moving furniture, pulling up carpet and sanding planned, i went out out on the lash last night for a hen night in Durham. I managed to get home earlyish (largely due to a last train at 11 issue), but i still did a fair amount of gibbering when i got in allegedly, and then spent 27 hours today "doing stuff".

Tonight i can barely move. Only my right hand is working.. the wine is luckily reaching my mouth.. and tomorrow we have more of the same. We have a great big sofa blocking the hall which needs to be moved and K has just informed me he "has a plan*. As it didnt involve any brothers helping i knew i wouldnt like it, but he's been very cunning, and worked out we are going to transport the sofa from hall to garage.......on skateboards LMAO

As the garage is out the front door, onto the street, turn right and up the road, this will be no mean feat, but im being informed its a brilliant plan.

I love bank holidays i do. Pardon?

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25 May 08, 12:28 AM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs	krystle wrote: I lay in bed this morning, listening to the radio, wondering why someone would sing about being " a masturbator"...and quite proud of it apparently. In fact they were singing about "mashed potaterrrrrr"..... im sure millions would make the same mistake..... Masturbating is worth singing about though. I'm confused as to why you didn't then start wondering about why anyone would want to sing about mashed potaterrrrrr. Democracy. It's not about doing what's best, it's about doing what the biggest bunch of idiots wants.
25 May 08, 12:50 PM t_judd UK(BN), 8 yrs	Cunning plans are always good. I think you need to vid it so we can all see Krystle riding a sofa on a skateboard.
26 May 08, 11:57 PM krystle UK(NE), 8 yrs	MisterBear wrote: krystle wrote: I lay in bed this morning, listening to the radio, wondering why someone would sing about being " a masturbator"...and quite proud of it apparently. In fact they were singing about "mashed potaterrrrrr"..... im sure millions would make the same mistake..... Masturbating is worth singing about though. I'm confused as to why you didn't then start wondering about why anyone would want to sing about mashed potaterrrrrr. i woke up hungry. Diets arent great
27 May 08, 12:00 AM krystle UK(NE), 8 yrs	t_judd wrote: Cunning plans are always good. I think you need to vid it so we can all see Krystle riding a sofa on a skateboard. Correction.......MY cunning plans are good. K's invariably end in destruction, disaster and doom. (Yes, we are soulmates lol) Sadly no pics to be had, as i called upon brother to help, and they did it without mishap....... and welcome back XX
27 May 08, 10:16 AM t_judd UK(BN), 8 yrs	krystle wrote: t_judd wrote: Cunning plans are always good. I think you need to vid it so we can all see Krystle riding a sofa on a skateboard. Correction.......MY cunning plans are good. K's invariably end in destruction, disaster and doom. (Yes, we are soulmates lol) Sadly no pics to be had, as i called upon brother to help, and they did it without mishap....... and welcome back XX I think I will be speaking for many here. Please could you re-stage this so we can see you riding a sofa on a skateboard.