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is this is what is meant by ass wipe..? (3)

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Olokun
Posted by Olokun on Sat 10 May 08, 7:14 PM to Olokun's blog.

Well after some nice time off, I've returned to what can only be described in my eyes as a creche. So had a bit of a tough week as instead of having 3 admin to cover there has been just me... and I tell ya, to think grown men can't do some simple straight forward things for themselves, like pick up a phone and talk to IT support, or phone the network for a customer, arrange float payment to the bank....

I rang andrex up and asked to place an order: "how much would you like?"

"a tonne of bog roll please"

"whatever will you need all that for"

"to ensure the admin team can wipe the managements' asses suffuciently throughout the next few months...cheers!"

well thats my rant over :)

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10 May 08, 7:22 PM
tantrumqueen
UK, 6 yrs
Thats made me smile! Reminds me of a time I once asked my boss if he had shares in Andrex, he looked a little bemused and asked why, my response was "Well...considering you're so full of shit, I thought it would have been a sound investment opportunity"
10 May 08, 8:34 PM
electricfog
UK, 7 yrs
tantrumqueen wrote:

Thats made me smile! Reminds me of a time I once asked my boss if he had shares in Andrex, he looked a little bemused and asked why, my response was "Well...considering you're so full of shit, I thought it would have been a sound investment opportunity"

Did he give you a bit of paper marked P45? :)

11 May 08, 9:59 PM
Da_Pix
UK, 6 yrs

Hehehe

I want most of that, some of that, a bit of that, 3/4's of that, & none of that. I hope you read that carefully, cos it will all change tomorrow.

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