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Posted by ThedaVamp on Thu 24 Apr 08, 8:46 PM to ThedaVamp's blog.
I've seen the future.
I am becoming the Mad Cat Lady Eleanor from the Simpsons.
I only hope there's booze and drugs involved when I reach the point of no return. It'd be nice to know I was off my tits whilst pushing round my shopping cart full of cats.
| 24 Apr 08, 9:06 PM BarbieSlutLoki UK(E), 6 yrs  |
What about being a kinky Miss Havisham, she's was defintely barking and had a thing for cats
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| 24 Apr 08, 9:08 PM Avada_Kedavra UK, 7 yrs |
I can see myself going the simliar route.. We had a mad cat lady in our town, and she used to be an actress in the 40's. They found her when she'd been dead over two weeks... The cats had eaten her face and hands. Im Hers
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| 24 Apr 08, 9:14 PM mr_nicholas UK(TW), 5 yrs |
that kind of rules out 'mug shots' and fingerprints. so...how did they know it was Her ? ....
Edited 24 Apr 08, 9:15 PM by mr_nicholas | ||
| 24 Apr 08, 9:15 PM Avada_Kedavra UK, 7 yrs |
Dental... Im Hers
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| 24 Apr 08, 9:21 PM ThedaVamp UK, 6 yrs |
*must learn to like cheap gin* Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts. | ||
| 24 Apr 08, 9:37 PM PrinceCaspian UK(SE), 6 yrs  |
prefer crazy mayor west with his cat firing catapult. Thus I clothe my naked villainy with old odd ends taken forth from holy writ and do seem a saint when most I play the Devil! Shakespeare | ||
| 24 Apr 08, 9:39 PM ThedaVamp UK, 6 yrs |
PMSL I saw that last night and screamed with laughter! Hilarious! Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts. | ||
| 24 Apr 08, 10:25 PM Dale_Cooper 5 yrs |
Future? Becoming?
Edited 24 Apr 08, 10:26 PM by Dale_Cooper | ||
| 24 Apr 08, 10:37 PM ThedaVamp UK, 6 yrs |
I still use serum in my hair I'll have you know! Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts. | ||
| 26 Apr 08, 9:37 PM CrystalTipps UK(SS), 6 yrs |
The scary fact (as previously pointed out somewhere else) is that you actually know the mad cat lady's real name...
You clearly are already her x
"If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor..." |
