| miss_chief |
i seem to attract 'different' situations......if somethings going to happen then it usually happens to me.
i went to Asda this afternoon, now i'm always nervous of Asda since i fell in the freezers and had to be dragged out by my ankles, but doing a quick shop went without incident.
i had got one of those small trolleys and when i went to take it back i couldn't get the pound coin out.
It was one of those new thingies that take Euro's as well as pound coins and mine was stuck.
Then a guy who collects the trolley's walked towards me. So i asked him if he could help me free my money.
"knockers, knockers, knockers knockers" he shouted, closely followed by "yes, no problem"
i thought i must have been hearing things as he took out some long nosed pliers and gave my money back to me.
"thank you" i said to him
"no problem, it happens all the time" he relied, quickly followed by "i'm bloody sick of this, sick of it, happens to bloody much" he shouted.
Now he was shouting so loud that people on the car park were looking round.
i started to walk back to my car and he started shouting again....
" blonde,blonde, blonde, blonde"
followed by
"big tits, whoooo big tits, big tits"
everyone was by now looking as i hurried to my car and i could hear giggling from different angles.
i got in my car, red faced, but thinking poor fella it must be awful having Tourettes.......or did he!!!!!
i will never know as i aint going back there
Edited Tue 22 Apr 08, 9:03 PM by miss_chief
| 22 Apr 08, 9:23 PM BikerButch UK(ST), 6 yrs |
im really sorry hun.... but LMFAO!
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| 22 Apr 08, 9:26 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
You fell in the freezer? <desperately trying hard not to giggle> You had to be pulled out by your ankles? <bites bottom lip> Big tits, big tits. I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing! Thank you, honey. You haven't half cheer my day up. f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! | |
| 22 Apr 08, 9:30 PM Jezzebelle UK, 10 yrs |
ASDA do have a policy for a diverse range of people both fully able and some who are more challenged in some areas. Sorry couldn't think of the current PC term. Jx http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezzebelle/ | |
| 22 Apr 08, 9:33 PM TranquilLady UK(PR), 4 yrs |
for once am completely lost for words and yet again can hardly breathe xxx
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| 22 Apr 08, 9:39 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
Altheus wants to know if there's CCTV footage of the freezer incident.
f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! | |
| 22 Apr 08, 9:42 PM miss_chief UK(M), 7 yrs |
i can imagine there was, but here's the link to my blog about it just for Him http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/weblogs/miss_ch...
Dont annoy the CRAZY person. | |
| 22 Apr 08, 9:47 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
We felt your pain. Sort of. <snigger, snigger> f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! | |
| 22 Apr 08, 9:48 PM miss_chief UK(M), 7 yrs |
Ta hun.........i've just remembered what i've missed about you........Nothing x Dont annoy the CRAZY person. | |
| 22 Apr 08, 9:51 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
<bottom lip wobble> f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! | |
| 22 Apr 08, 9:58 PM Sweetiejar UK(S), 11 yrs |
Only you.....only you!! However it isnt a patch on the 'shaggy' dog story. Sweetiejar |