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Funniest Places to Cum/Cum on (38)

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23 Apr 08, 1:49 AM
etty_face
UK(S), 4 yrs
When I was younger an ex boyfriend fired it at a poor sqirrel wondering by our quiet bit of woodland.
23 Apr 08, 8:16 PM
ThedaVamp
UK, 6 yrs
Unexpectedly up one's nostril...

Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts.

23 Apr 08, 8:19 PM
nurseblade
8 yrs
I dated a guy once who honestly believed that he could make someone pregnant by cumming in a Jacuzzi.
23 Apr 08, 8:22 PM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

nurseblade wrote:
I dated a guy once who honestly believed that he could make someone pregnant by cumming in a Jacuzzi.

Were you both 12?!

PhoenixBuddha70 wrote:
... and on my now deceased cat.

And, i'm glad there was a 'now' in that sentence. :-D

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Edited 23 Apr 08, 8:23 PM by Crystal_Eyes

23 Apr 08, 8:23 PM
nurseblade
8 yrs
Crystal_Eyes wrote:
nurseblade wrote:
I dated a guy once who honestly believed that he could make someone pregnant by cumming in a Jacuzzi.

Were you both 12?!

I was 17, he was in his 30s. Even at 17 I wasn't that dumb.

23 Apr 08, 8:24 PM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

nurseblade wrote:
I was 17, he was in his 30s. Even at 17 I wasn't that dumb.

Wow. Just... wow.

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"Oh bother," said the borg. "We've assimilated Pooh..."
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23 Apr 08, 8:28 PM
RubberPrincess
UK(TW), 5 yrs

yeah sometimes Sir cums really hard and it goes in my mouth and out my nose OW!!!!! The pain omg it stings so bad!!!!!!! It's horrid.

i wouldn't let Him cum near my eyes it freaks me out, nose is bad enough.

He managed to cum in my belly button once, i was trying to get it out for days!!! (deep bellybutton)

xXx DD xXx

23 Apr 08, 8:30 PM
goodghirl
UK, 8 yrs
I have to agree up the nose is the worst ever

A wise man once said ......something

23 Apr 08, 9:16 PM
prettydirtythings
UK, 4 yrs
when we were kids a friend (honest) knocked one out into a tub of moisterising cream while at a party. needless to say, we weren't to fond of the lad who was hosting the bash...we were horrible bastards back then...mind you, some of us still are.

There's pretty. There's dirty. And there's pretty dirty.
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23 Apr 08, 9:48 PM
katlou
UK(SN), 4 yrs
in the eye does hurt lol trust me i know hum unsure about the nose lol

katlou xx

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