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19 Apr 08, 3:38 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

teach_me wrote:
bloody hell you try to feed a starving panda and everyone bloody wants them .......... from now on you can all peel your own bloody grapes

You swore! Three times.
I'm reporting you for that.
f x
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19 Apr 08, 3:39 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

teach_me wrote:

MisterBear wrote:
What do you mean from now on? I've always had to peel my own grapes. Anyway, you volunteered yerself as a zoo keeper.

actually i always fancied being a zookeeper ....... to elephants ...... and they are happy without them being peeled ....... and bears don't eat grapes
Bears are omnivorous and so will eat grapes, berries, meat and anything else they want. Oh and I like my steak well done.
I blame sexy ladies, they have a habit of making things harder.
Edited 19 Apr 08, 3:40 PM by MisterBear

19 Apr 08, 3:39 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

velvet_minx wrote:

teach_me wrote:
ooooooooooo if i get reported do i get my botty spanked??
by Thunder.
as long as theres no lightening involved that will be fine ........ i think i'm feeling needy lol
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

19 Apr 08, 3:40 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:

teach_me wrote:
bloody hell you try to feed a starving panda and everyone bloody wants them .......... from now on you can all peel your own bloody grapes

You swore! Three times.
I'm reporting you for that.
f x
fuck i always thought bloody was ok ....... does that mean i get caned as well as spanked??
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

19 Apr 08, 3:41 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

teach_me wrote:

x_flaire_x wrote:

teach_me wrote:
bloody hell you try to feed a starving panda and everyone bloody wants them .......... from now on you can all peel your own bloody grapes

You swore! Three times.
I'm reporting you for that.
f x
fuck i always thought bloody was ok ....... does that mean i get caned as well as spanked??
No you are condemned to a life of peeling grapes.
I blame sexy ladies, they have a habit of making things harder.

19 Apr 08, 3:41 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

MisterBear wrote:
Bears are omnivorous and so will eat grapes, berries, meat and anything else they want. Oh and I like my steak well done.
well i could always get the BBQ out, while you build the walls to attach my gates to
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

19 Apr 08, 3:42 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

MisterBear wrote:
No you are condemned to a life of peeling grapes.

well as long as theres pain too i could probably manage that i could stick a knife in the end of the cane ...... that would auto peel the grapes on contact
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too
Edited 19 Apr 08, 3:43 PM by teach_me

19 Apr 08, 3:44 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs
Peel me grapes.
f x
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19 Apr 08, 3:52 PM
WhiteKnight1369
UK, 5 yrs

MisterBear wrote:
No you are condemned to a life of peeling grapes.

Just jump up and down on them....let them lick up the juices

Some Men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. Marianne Williamson

19 Apr 08, 3:53 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:
Peel me grapes.
f x

I'm bored of that now ...... and anyway my towels need folding...... and i'm sulking cos i haven't been told off or spanked yet
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

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