There's A Report Button!?!?! (119)

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19 Apr 08, 3:27 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:

velvet_minx wrote:
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f x
according to chester zoo ....... red pandas like grapes too ........ *peels grapes and chucks them at you*
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19 Apr 08, 3:30 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

teach_me wrote:
according to chester zoo ....... red pandas like grapes too ........ *peels grapes and chucks them at you*
Where's my peeled grapes? I've been asking for years for peeled grapes and the bloody panda gets them without even asking. I'll report you.
I blame sexy ladies, they have a habit of making things harder.

19 Apr 08, 3:31 PM
velvet_minx
UK(EH), 3 yrs
want grapes.
*pouts and reports*
Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement,and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey,they don't call it a job for nothing!
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19 Apr 08, 3:32 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

MisterBear wrote:
the bloody panda
That's prejudiced against pandas. I'm so reporting your furry bottom.
f x
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19 Apr 08, 3:34 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:

MisterBear wrote:
the bloody panda
That's prejudiced against pandas. I'm so reporting your furry bottom.
f x
Well how else do you explain your red colouring you rusty panda.
I blame sexy ladies, they have a habit of making things harder.

19 Apr 08, 3:34 PM
velvet_minx
UK(EH), 3 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:
That's prejudiced against pandas. I'm so reporting your furry bottom.
f x
I'm reporting you for that.
Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement,and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey,they don't call it a job for nothing!
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19 Apr 08, 3:35 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

MisterBear wrote:

teach_me wrote:
according to chester zoo ....... red pandas like grapes too ........ *peels grapes and chucks them at you*
Where's my peeled grapes? I've been asking for years for peeled grapes and the bloody panda gets them without even asking. I'll report you.
bloody hell you try to feed a starving panda and everyone bloody wants them .......... from now on you can all peel your own bloody grapes
ooooooooooo if i get reported do i get my botty spanked??
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

19 Apr 08, 3:36 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

teach_me wrote:

MisterBear wrote:

teach_me wrote:
according to chester zoo ....... red pandas like grapes too ........ *peels grapes and chucks them at you*
Where's my peeled grapes? I've been asking for years for peeled grapes and the bloody panda gets them without even asking. I'll report you.
bloody hell you try to feed a starving panda and everyone bloody wants them .......... from now on you can all peel your own bloody grapes
What do you mean from now on? I've always had to peel my own grapes. Anyway, you volunteered yerself as a zoo keeper.
I blame sexy ladies, they have a habit of making things harder.

19 Apr 08, 3:36 PM
velvet_minx
UK(EH), 3 yrs

teach_me wrote:
ooooooooooo if i get reported do i get my botty spanked??
by Thunder.
Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement,and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey,they don't call it a job for nothing!
Honk your horn if you like violent porn

19 Apr 08, 3:38 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

MisterBear wrote:
What do you mean from now on? I've always had to peel my own grapes. Anyway, you volunteered yerself as a zoo keeper.

actually i always fancied being a zookeeper ....... to elephants ...... and they are happy without them being peeled ....... and bears don't eat grapes
if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too

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