18 Apr 08, 7:06 PM
Elysium
UK(EH), 5 yrs
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Pagans_pet wrote:
What if I IDENTIFY with being 35 and under, but am actually above age? Will you check my ID?
What if I ACT much younger than 35 and am extremely immature?
What if my Mistress is under 35 and my Dom is over 50 and I'm just in the middle, but both wouldn't be attending?
What if all my friends are under 35?
What if I IDENTIFY with being a Lesbian, but am in a hetrosexual marriage and I hate the cane?
What if I relate to erath, but don't consider him a Lesbian?
Aawww, shit...I'll just stay home knitting, canning, baking, and sewing....eating my Estrogen tablets, using my stair-climber and my special walk-in bath...better take off my orthopedic shoes first.
*****Oh yes....and it is a TEXAS Church...NOT a texan church. I do identify with Texans as I'm an Okie.
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What if you were *MORE* neurotic? "I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve." - Albert Schweitzer.
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18 Apr 08, 7:16 PM
switch_bitch
UK(G), 7 yrs |
Deviant_Mind wrote:
Pagans_pet wrote:
What if I IDENTIFY with being 35 and under, but am actually above age? Will you check my ID?
What if I ACT much younger than 35 and am extremely immature?
What if my Mistress is under 35 and my Dom is over 50 and I'm just in the middle, but both wouldn't be attending?
What if all my friends are under 35?
What if I IDENTIFY with being a Lesbian, but am in a hetrosexual marriage and I hate the cane?
What if I relate to erath, but don't consider him a Lesbian?
Aawww, shit...I'll just stay home knitting, canning, baking, and sewing....eating my Estrogen tablets, using my stair-climber and my special walk-in bath...better take off my orthopedic shoes first.
*****Oh yes....and it is a TEXAS Church...NOT a texan church. I do identify with Texans as I'm an Okie.
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What if you were *MORE* neurotic?
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I agree with pagans_pet....but i have to as we think the same, being Twins an all !!! 
Can you teach me how to knit pleeeeeese????
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18 Apr 08, 7:24 PM
Johnston
8 yrs
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Awwwwwwwwww what happens if you're 36?
In regione caecorum, rex est luscus
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19 Apr 08, 12:13 AM
Elysium
UK(EH), 5 yrs
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Pagans_pet wrote:
Oh hell yah...I can be WAY more neurotic! I have OCD!!! From which list would you like me start? I'm a hoarder, list maker, and counter.....pick a list...any list.
And, IS erath a Lesbian?
And to mah twin....awwwwwwwww, thanks, Love!!!!!
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I wish I could celebrate my faults with such enthusiasm!
That's gusto!
"I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve." - Albert Schweitzer.
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19 Apr 08, 11:27 PM
Soulmusic
7 yrs
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Damn! Why do I only ever see these posts when I get home on the day of the event? Typical of my luck recently. Lol. Soulmusic.
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20 Apr 08, 12:23 PM
MizCazzy
UK(EH), 4 yrs
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I hope there was a good turn-out yesterday?
Sorry I didn't make it after all, I had my friends with me at the flat, so could not espace  Caz x
Thoughts of a shy submissive
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20 Apr 08, 1:40 PM
Elysium
UK(EH), 5 yrs
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sexycazzy wrote:
I hope there was a good turn-out yesterday?
Sorry I didn't make it after all, I had my friends with me at the flat, so could not espace
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The turn out was really disappointing. I will change the time and bar next month in an effort to get more people to come out.
"I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve." - Albert Schweitzer.
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20 Apr 08, 3:12 PM
DoctorEvil
UK(EH), 6 yrs
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No, I wasn't the one who bonked your mum, that was your uncle Rupert. You dont know about him, he was taken to a sanatorium shortly after you were concieved 
Deviant_Mind wrote:
DoctorEvil wrote:
Deviant_Mind wrote:
As we all know the scene is as incestuous as a texan church.
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That would explain the where all the under 35's came from then 
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Are you saying you boinked your sister?
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If your looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis
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20 Apr 08, 4:38 PM
tongueincheek
UK, 5 yrs |
Deviant_Mind wrote:
sexycazzy wrote:
I hope there was a good turn-out yesterday?
Sorry I didn't make it after all, I had my friends with me at the flat, so could not espace
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The turn out was really disappointing. I will change the time and bar next month in an effort to get more people to come out.
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Perhaps the fault lies with the organisers? Miaow! |
20 Apr 08, 5:53 PM
mini_velvet
UK(EH), 6 yrs
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tongueincheek wrote:
Perhaps the fault lies with the organisers? Miaow!
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Or perhaps it doesn't.
The LRGA was on the same day in Glasgow and lots of people were away for spankd.
I will try and make the next Embra U35. Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement,and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey,they don't call it a job for nothing!
Honk your horn if you like violent porn
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