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Statement of profit and loss, week ending 14-16 November.
Losses: 1 kilo, apparently dropped somewhere between Amsterdam last Wednesday (12 November) and Oop North on Sunday; Violet wand/TENS unit virginity status; Hours of sleep; Most of a bottle of Stolychnaya and numerous cigarettes belonging to mine host (consumed by the analyst).
Profits after exceptionals: Vastly improved mood, up 200% year on year; Net grinning has increased 1,000% quarter on quarter; Two happy bunnies (unexpected bonus for shareholders).
Expenses: 1 train ticket.
Accruals: 1 9-inch scratch from a set of bandage scissors; 2 interesting pinkish bruises on my buttocks; 1 whip mark on my right hip caused by tail wrap; 1 set of brass nipple clamps; 1 CD-rom of 100+ photos.
Stock: Vast selection of whips, floggers and crops (incl. tawse); Several pairs of nipple clamps; 1 set of lingerie (stockings incl.); Pair of thigh boots; 1 leather basque; 6 candles.
Assets: 1 skilled, creative, intelligent Top; 1 gorgeous willing victim; 1 dungeon.
Current liabilities: None foreseen.
Net worth: Definitely!
Notes to the balance sheet: Following the initial merger meeting between Pussylash plc and Mystery Top Inc., the benefits to both companies are obvious. However, no acquisition is planned, although further talks and joint ventures are likely to take place in the foreseeable future.
Forecast: Outlook is good. Maintaining a Hold recommendation.
Edited Mon 17 Nov 03, 12:52 PM by Purvection
