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| x_flaire_x |
Why do I let my mouth run away with me? You'd think after all these years I would have learnt to keep it shut.
Fresh in the post this morning arrived a quirt (which looks a little like this). When I purchased said item from Ebay, for a very reasonable £12 including delivery, a couple of weeks ago I thought it looked rather harmless.
Wrong. Wronger than a very wrong thing.
It's rather brutal. So, I've decided to hide it. Now, you'd think I'd keep silent about it's arrival. Oh, noes, not I. Here goes the phone call...
Me - That quirt's arrived and I've hidden it.
Altheus - I'd forgot about that (Damn, thinks I, me and my big mouth). Tell me where you've put it.
Me - No! (I'm highly submissive as you can tell)
Altheus - Hmmmm?
Me - You'll have to torture it out of me! (A part of me at this point was shouting 'shut up, you silly tart')
Altheus - Fine, you'll last 30 seconds.
Me - You'll never break me. (Silly, silly)
I'm hopeless. And can I just mention how unfair life is as a submissive.
f x
| 10 Apr 08, 12:05 PM MMs_lavenderblossom 8 yrs  |
OUCH!!!
I would have hid that too! Vanilla sex is like a 99 ice cream - without the flake (me) | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:16 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
I've trying to think of a good place. Maybe I should wrap it in plastic and put it into the bag of kitty litter. He'd never look there. Unless he looks at this post, of course. Damn. f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:21 PM teach_me UK(OL), 6 yrs |
oooooooooo that looks nice  WANT ONE ........ sussed it i'll come round before altheus gets home and steal it
but yes you are a silly tart lol ....... you should have said it's arrived but it was broken so i've sent it back if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:23 PM jukejointjezabel 5 yrs |
It's been nice knowing you, Flaire...  | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:23 PM dementia_von_gurth UK(DA), 4 yrs |
you could always say that a racoon red bear cat came into the house and ran off with it !!!! save the cheerleader save the world ..... Hiro Nakamura | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:25 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
I'll say that next time. However, I could say the cat ate it. She's very fond of chewing leather tails. Believeable? f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! Edited 10 Apr 08, 12:26 PM by x_flaire_x | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:27 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
Eeek! Maybe I should hide too? Anyone in need of domestic servant who can be hidden in a pantry? f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:44 PM Degenerate  UK(M), 5 yrs   |
*laughs evilly* oh honey you're SO gonna get it when your loved one returns home!!!!!!!!
nice new implement ACT NOW BEFORE WE LOSE OUR PHOTOS!! It only takes as long as posting messages here in the forums. see here http://www.backlash-uk.org.uk/ for sample letters. emark: "send a message to a Lord (pick one from http://www.theyworkforyou.com/peers and follow the links to send message at http://www.writetothem.com | |
| 10 Apr 08, 12:57 PM Chrome_Bitch 8 yrs |
do you have a link to buy said stingy thingy?? Angel | |
| 10 Apr 08, 1:02 PM x_flaire_x UK(OX), 10 yrs |
I got it from here on Ebay. It's from the US and took about a fortnight to arrive. Their Ebay shop also has loads of bullwhips, stockwhips and differing sizes of quirts. Very reasonably priced too.
f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! |
