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Who's been caught doing rude / lewd things outside (36)

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4 Apr 08, 6:38 PM
purplepenny
UK(WC), 7 yrs
Mistress_Hypatia wrote:
But what I want to know is, when you've been walking for hours, and haven't seen a soul, why is it that as soon as CR drops his trousers practically the entire population of the British Isles wants to parade past in their anoraks and walking boots?

The obvious answer is because they have been following patiently just behind, waiting for CR to afford them an interesting view!

4 Apr 08, 6:42 PM
Mistress_Hypatia
UK, 5 yrs
purplepenny wrote:
Mistress_Hypatia wrote:
But what I want to know is, when you've been walking for hours, and haven't seen a soul, why is it that as soon as CR drops his trousers practically the entire population of the British Isles wants to parade past in their anoraks and walking boots?

The obvious answer is because they have been following patiently just behind, waiting for CR to afford them an interesting view!

Masterminded by Ms Tytania.

Hah.

Next time we go walking (well, something within 90 degrees of walking, anyway), the expedition will be planned with the secrecy more commonly associated with the invasion of a neighbouring country.

...Which I guess means everyone will still come and watch. Bugger. :-(

--A lady is never offensive... by accident.--
--Matthew 7:16--

4 Apr 08, 6:45 PM
ReddestRuby
UK, 4 yrs
Outside. Naked. In the rain. *mmmmmm*

What a fantastic feeling that is. Never been caught though, but almost, once. ;)

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

4 Apr 08, 6:58 PM
Johnston
7 yrs
I've had three or four subbies pissing their knickers in public as part of a wet restraint discipline. One girl in particular did it at a bus stop in front of two elderly gents! lol

In regione caecorum, rex est luscus

4 Apr 08, 7:07 PM
rodm99
UK(CB), 7 yrs
Two memorable photoshoots:

One in a National Trust woodland with a nude male model lasted about 15 minutes before the NT's wardens fell on us. Funny thing is, that never happened in any of the numerous shoots I've done in exactly the same place with *female* models, including...

The time I'm just putting the finishing touches to the karada which is all the model's wearing, when a voice behind me says, 'Mind if I watch, I'm a voyeur?' I look at the model, who shrugs, so I start to take photographs while the voyeur looks on. I get quite absorbed in the shoot, and only twenty minutes later do I glance at the voyeur, who is now naked and vigorously pleasuring himself... The photos (of the model, not the voyeur!) ended up in Forum magazine.

'Twosies beats onesies, but nothing beats three...'

Edited 4 Apr 08, 7:08 PM by rodm99

4 Apr 08, 7:12 PM
rubberroy
UK(TN), 6 yrs
Returning home in the early hours after a visit to The Fringe, still wearing my fetish wear, I decided to look for a suitable country lane to change into nilla clothes for the last bit of the journey home. 3am.

So I undress, fold fteish wear to put in holdall, headlights come into view. Oh shit, the ONLY cop car in the area happens to stop and ask my details! For some reason, the cop decided not to ask nme to get out of the car. I told him I'd been to a fetish club and was getting chaged!! He got back in hios car and fox-trot oscar'd!

Rubber Roy

6 Apr 08, 1:09 PM
prettydirtythings
UK, 3 yrs
Back in my teens I was caught doing my girlfriend from behind in a golf course bunker by the club captain and his wife.

The story still gets told now at every presentation night. Years later the club captain confessed after a few too many that he was off to do the same thing.....that part of the story never gets told at presentation nights.

There's pretty. There's dirty. And there's pretty dirty.
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6 Apr 08, 1:46 PM
Stephen777
5 yrs
Late last summer, in silent Sussex woodlands, I was receiving a good cropping as a lady on horseback rode very close by on a bridle path we hadn't noticed. Later, as we returned to my car, same lady rode past us again and we exchanged embarrassed greetings. I loved the incident - just wish she had dismounted to join in the fun.
6 Apr 08, 2:24 PM
xjames
UK(SS), 5 yrs
A few weeks ago in my car in the woods, the cops caught me and a young lady in flagrante delicto. They tapped on the darkened window and she rapidly covered herself in the whole duvet (it was a cold night and I was prepared!). This left me starkers. The engine was off so I was unable to wind down the electric windows in the back where we were, so I opened the door a little. The copper apologised, asked my gf if she was OK (a good thing for the copper to do I think), she muffled "yes", and they got back in their panda and left.

Obligatory wanky Latin tagline: Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit

6 Apr 08, 6:51 PM
the_saranwrap_kid
UK, 4 yrs
Been caught in Sutton Park once, and once in Sandwell Valley - both times with PL. In Sutton Park there's apparently a train line. We got caught by a trainload of passengers as we hadn't realised there was a line there.

We now have found better areas in the park, but still can't convince PL it wasn't me with him in the golf course bunker.

Sandwell Valley - mid69, then a load of kids on a school trip come walking by.

Roll on more hot Summer nights :)

Es debilem vinculum, vale! http://www.thedungeonclub.co.uk/ next event 12th April

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