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Dwarf Fantasies (21)

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28 Mar 08, 1:34 PM
Mr_Worm
UK(BN), 6 yrs


dwarf fantasies pah

we have our own sub culture of smurf secks

remembering to sing the theme tune can be difficult at times

Newly shorn, worthless W.Orm #990-274-068 hung like an average New Forest pony. Aspires to become a truffle hound but in intensive remedial therapy, might happen when Mistress eradicates my wanton inability to be visually faithful.

28 Mar 08, 2:41 PM
El_Presidente
UK(G), 4 yrs


Q1. Do you like midgets?

a) Yes b) No

Q2. Do you like planes?

a) Yes b) No

Q3. Do you like elephants?

a) Yes b) No

If you answered mostly a), then this is probably right down your street!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD2gr0AsrAQ

Sheepy

I am the egg man; I am the egg man; I am the walrus.

28 Mar 08, 3:18 PM
Wildintelligence
5 yrs
jokelme wrote:

dwarf fantasies pah

we have our own sub culture of smurf secks

remembering to sing the theme tune can be difficult at times

You have to kneel to be real small too and will u stop pulling my blue wig off it really destroys my ickle smurf look.

So loud I could destroy your floatilla ! It is not a democracy it is a DOMocracy!

Edited 28 Mar 08, 4:50 PM by Wildintelligence

28 Mar 08, 3:20 PM
Mr_Worm
UK(BN), 6 yrs


Wildintelligence wrote:
jokelme wrote:

dwarf fantasies pah

we have our own sub culture of smurf secks

remembering to sing the theme tune can be difficult at times

You have to knee to be real small too and will u stop pulling my blue wig off it really destroys my ickle smurf look.

magenta is the hot new colour for smurf bitchlettes

Newly shorn, worthless W.Orm #990-274-068 hung like an average New Forest pony. Aspires to become a truffle hound but in intensive remedial therapy, might happen when Mistress eradicates my wanton inability to be visually faithful.

28 Mar 08, 3:25 PM
MasterG63
6 yrs
The_Black_Sheep wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD2gr0AsrAQ

ROTFLMFAO!!

That explains all the problems at the new Heathrow Terminal 5...=-o

All the little baggage handlers are busy moving the planes around!! :-$

Oh Goodie!.

28 Mar 08, 3:38 PM
Matt_Finish
UK(KT), 5 yrs
You've all probably already seen the article about a lion Mutilating 42 Midgets in a Cambodian Ring-Fight, but just in case you haven't.

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/B...

:-D

Amo, amas, amat...

28 Mar 08, 3:42 PM
El_Presidente
UK(G), 4 yrs


Matt_Finish wrote:
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/B...

It smacks of the 'hippo swallows dwarf' urban legend. How convenient that no cameras were allowed! ;-)

I am the egg man; I am the egg man; I am the walrus.

28 Mar 08, 3:45 PM
siouxdoo
UK(ME), 4 yrs
Tries to hold on to her turning stomach...
28 Mar 08, 4:17 PM
MasterG63
6 yrs
sefaslave wrote:
Tries to hold on to her turning stomach...

Sorry but...

The pukeing thread was this one....=-o

http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/boards/uksmbf/1...

You cant puke here! :-$

Oh Goodie!.

29 Mar 08, 1:45 AM
brad2006
UK, 9 yrs
mocking ppl based on the genetics your great ppl

http://www.domination.moonfruit.com/ http://brad-playboy-westley.moonfruit.com/ http://uk.360.yahoo.com/powerhouseuk2003

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