Posted by pixie15_CJ_s
on Wed 26 Mar 08, 12:07 AM to pixie15_CJ_s's blog.
ok just finished talking to a friend in america
she found old weblogs from an ex and decided to read them
he was cybering on cam with someone ( now you know why he is an ex)
and he actually typed this
i will fantasize about your clit while jerking off....
what do i think ..... i think she is better off alone
so come on who can beat that?
| 26 Mar 08, 12:12 AM marcusl UK, 6 yrs  |
Prince Charles was a real doozy. Whilst talking on his mobile to Camilla before their affair was public, some geeky reporter listened into the conversation as old Big Ears was heard to wish he was Camilla's tampon. A real smooth talker. 'Royalty in blood play shocker', anyone? All hail Zoidberg, saviour of the Universe! |
| 26 Mar 08, 12:19 AM Forsaken1 UK, 7 yrs |
Her CLIT!! gawd what does the rest of her look like if thats all he wants to envisage?  her that is lower than earthworm jim in a leopard print leotard, My submistically challenged super slippery when wet slug-muffin!! |
| 26 Mar 08, 12:29 AM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
Grab your coat,you've pulled?... Lifelong member of confused.com |
| 26 Mar 08, 12:50 AM Temuchin UK(M), 11 yrs |
How about these.... If you were a bogie I would pick you first. or Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes. The Brits conquered the world in boats made of wood, powered by wind & |
| 26 Mar 08, 7:38 AM just_iana UK(SS), 6 yrs |
years ago on yahoo chat in a nilla room we swapped best-one liners from pm's... and the winner was.. hi ma'am, can I break your hymen and thats bad enough, but it went to a man, with a very manly name too, lmao... oh , how we laughed! |
| 26 Mar 08, 9:01 AM dementia_von_gurth UK(DA), 4 yrs |
its not really a chat up line though is it ! save the cheerleader save the world ..... Hiro Nakamura |
