I've Just Been Told That Llamas Aren't Giraffes. (21)

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22 Mar 08, 12:49 AM
classyact
UK(W), 2 yrs

I recently heard about these LLamas, I mean Giraffes, who were chatting amongst themselves, they were saying how much they would like to kick some humans ... sounds like a marriage made in heaven betwen you all *lol*

22 Mar 08, 1:17 AM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

teach_me wrote:
it's ok to kick red pandas

You evil, EVIL woman. You'd kick this? I need to warn the brethren. Attack Mode Delta, pandas, these are your target..
Destroy!
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Edited 22 Mar 08, 1:18 AM by x_flaire_x

22 Mar 08, 1:20 AM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

classyact wrote:
I recently heard about these LLamas, I mean Giraffes, who were chatting amongst themselves, they were saying how much they would like to kick some humans

I shall quote you in all further reference to this subject. Not only are they going after fruit trees, they're plotting against us.
This isn't a 'crisis' this is now war.
ATTACK!
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22 Mar 08, 1:44 AM
yoda_dog
UK(HP), 2 yrs

Don't be kicking giraffes! They're great damnit!
How could you kick an animal that has no vocal chords to cry out in pain?
Bad panda!
"Aw, that's sweet...you think your opinion matters...."
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22 Mar 08, 1:58 AM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

yoda_dog wrote:
Bad panda!
I'm trying to defend you all from the mind-shattering horror that the giraffes which to inflict.
If on my crusade I am called a 'bad panda', I will accept it and I shall struggle on against this ultimate evil.
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22 Mar 08, 8:30 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

Here you go flaire, get the shovel ready.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/African_giraffe
And I've heard Altheus is wearing a pair of these.
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In the year of the Shadow war it became something greater. Our last best hope for victory.
The year is 2260. The place, Babylon 5.

22 Mar 08, 10:33 AM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:

teach_me wrote:
it's ok to kick red pandas

You evil, EVIL woman. You'd kick this? I need to warn the brethren. Attack Mode Delta, pandas, these are your target..
Destroy!
f x
oh i thought it was open season on all animals that aren't giraffes
and if the little furry fukers come near my boots they will turn into that beautiful red panda fur coat i've been eying up
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
Edited 22 Mar 08, 10:35 AM by teach_me

22 Mar 08, 10:39 AM
Baroness
UK, 10 mths

I dont get it.

22 Mar 08, 12:11 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 2 yrs

Baroness wrote:
I dont get it.

neither do the giraffes
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?

22 Mar 08, 2:04 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

Baroness wrote:
I dont get it.

It's all because of this blog written by The Giraffe Hero himself.

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