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IC : Weblogs : x_flaire_x : "I've Just Been Told That Llamas Aren't Giraffes."
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I've Just Been Told That Llamas Aren't Giraffes. (21)

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Posted by x_flaire_x on Sat 22 Mar 08, 12:13 AM

Look, I've been obsessed with kicking giraffes for a few days now. There's a farm near us that has llamas.

We're going there to say hello.

I need a really, really good reason to say that llamas are similar enough to giraffes.

f x

KICK GIRAFFES - THEY'RE ATTACKING THE FRUIT TREES

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22 Mar 08, 12:15 AM krystle UK(NE), 5 yrs	x_flaire_x wrote: Look, I've been obsessed with kicking giraffes for a few days now. There's a farm near us that has llamas. We're going there to say hello. I need a really, really good reason to say that llamas are similar enough to giraffes. f x KICK GIRAFFES - THEY'RE ATTACKING THE FRUIT TREES Dont kick giraffes!!!! But if a llama spits at you.. that deserves a good kick or 3
22 Mar 08, 12:18 AM Masters_Delight UK(WD), 20 mths	You could always go tupping cows instead. Wrong colour and size and yes even wrong animal, but if you close your eyes... You dont love a girl because of her beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand.x
22 Mar 08, 12:19 AM Lailoken 2 yrs	Arent llamas just tall sheep ? Prophets, Seers and Sages the Angels of the Ages.
22 Mar 08, 12:24 AM krystle UK(NE), 5 yrs	Lailoken wrote: Arent llamas just tall sheep ? pervert!
22 Mar 08, 12:26 AM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs	krystle wrote: Dont kick giraffes!!!! But if a llama spits at you.. that deserves a good kick or 3 Apparently, according to MisterBear, I'm allowed to hit giraffes with shovels. But only if they're attacking the fruit trees. I should go armed. Llamas are giraffes in disguise. f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
22 Mar 08, 12:27 AM Lailoken 2 yrs	krystle wrote: Lailoken wrote: Arent llamas just tall sheep ? pervert! Not that you'd notice these days. Prophets, Seers and Sages the Angels of the Ages.
22 Mar 08, 12:28 AM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs	Masters_Delight wrote: You could always go tupping cows instead. Wrong colour and size and yes even wrong animal, but if you close your eyes... If I take my glasses off... Must kick giraffes. Must kick giraffes. You don't create a rule and then leave me no opportunity to break it in a cunning way. f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
22 Mar 08, 12:29 AM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs	Lailoken wrote: Arent llamas just tall sheep ? No, they're giraffes. They're lulling us into a false sense of security because they start attacking the fruit trees. KICK GIRAFFES! f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
22 Mar 08, 12:43 AM Priapuss UK(PO), 17 mths	Lailoken wrote: Arent llamas just tall sheep ? Does that make them more interesting to you? I think you should be worried. Today's the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Faith is a certainty without evidence, trust is empirical. Fetish, gay/lesbian models sought for paid professional photo shoots. www.GiftsLine.com/acatalog/Made_to_Measure.html - Discreet & Confidential Picture Framing with Vanilla gifts for vani
22 Mar 08, 12:48 AM teach_me UK(OL), 2 yrs	x_flaire_x wrote: Lailoken wrote: Arent llamas just tall sheep ? No, they're giraffes. They're lulling us into a false sense of security because they start attacking the fruit trees. KICK GIRAFFES! f x but you aren't allowed to kick giraffes, so if they aren't related then its ok to kick them, just like it's ok to kick red pandas, cos they aren't related to giraffes either Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?

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