Giraffe Kicking - An Olympic Sport (7)

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Posted by x_flaire_x on Tue 11 Mar 08, 11:01 PM

I'm proposing that for the London Olympic the ancient and noble, but oddly almost unheard of, sport of Giraffe Kicking be included.

As such, I must start training immediately.

f x

p.s. Apparently, I'm allowed to hit them with shovels, according to that well-known protector of giraffes who calls himself Altheus. But shovel attacks are not in the General Rulebook of Giraffe Kicking.

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11 Mar 08, 11:02 PM
Altheus
UK, 8 yrs
The BDSM lexicon has grown. From this day forth let any behaviour that involves misinterpreting or otherwise mucking about with the intent of rules be known as "Giraffe Kicking".
"If you're fucked in the head, you're fucked in the head. Don't turn it in to a sexual kink." flaire.

11 Mar 08, 11:03 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs
I still maintain my traditional right to kick giraffes. And I think you're a rotter for trying to stop me.
f x
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11 Mar 08, 11:13 PM
Iona_O
UK(SS), 2 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:
I still maintain my traditional right to kick giraffes. And I think you're a rotter for trying to stop me.
f x
But to the giraffes Altheus is a hero
Appreciate me now and avoid the rush

11 Mar 08, 11:58 PM
firemynx_B
UK(B), 7 yrs
Today Giraffes
Tomorrow it could be ..... pandas!
Al is right, he is protecting you from yourself *nodsnods*

x_flaire_x wrote:
I still maintain my traditional right to kick giraffes. And I think you're a rotter for trying to stop me.
f x

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12 Mar 08, 12:32 AM
Lord_Dragonara
UK(WC), 2 yrs
And there was me thinking you were a nice girl
Never ever let complete ignorance of all the facts spoil a really good arguement.

12 Mar 08, 8:50 AM
Sweetiejar
UK(S), 8 yrs

LordDragonara wrote:
And there was me thinking you were a nice girl
Bloody hell.......
Sweetiejar
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12 Mar 08, 1:43 PM
spirifer
UK, 3 yrs
The thing is, a panda'd have to get right next to a giraffe to kick it, whereas a giraffe could kick a panda from some distance away.
Altheus is right - perhaps you should think about tortoise kicking instead?
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