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IC : Weblogs : x_flaire_x : "I'm A Failure!"
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I'm A Failure! (16)

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10 Mar 08, 11:27 PM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs	Crystal_Eyes wrote: That'll just about kill her! I can hardly bring myself to mention this. About a year ago, we were down to the last two toilet rolls. Altheus was popping out to the shop. I asked him to buy some more and do you know what he did? He bought peach...yes, PEACH, toilet paper. I mean, honestly. He said that it doesn't matter what colour toilet paper is. I had to spend a little time in a darkened room. PEACH! White or green, I can accept either...but peach. There is no helping some people. f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
10 Mar 08, 11:32 PM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs	fluffy_welsh_angel wrote: I shall be reporting you to kim and aggie!!!! Life suddenly has gotten brighter. Could you tell Anthea and Martha too? I need to be punished. But not with blue towels (he's so evil to me). f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
10 Mar 08, 11:47 PM Twinkletoes UK(DL), 2 yrs Y!	x_flaire_x wrote: [I need to be punished. But not with blue towels (he's so evil to me). f x It's a man thing. They are colour blind to the importance of colour co-ordination within the sanctuary of one's bathroom. The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. ~Eric Schmidt
11 Mar 08, 12:02 AM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs	Twinkletoes wrote: It's a man thing. They are colour blind to the importance of colour co-ordination within the sanctuary of one's bathroom. Indeed. Co-ordinate or die. That's what my mother told me. In fact, it's been to this day the only bit of housewifery she's ever shared with me. Before I started living with Altheus, he didn't even have curtains in the bedroom or a lampshade. I think co-ordinating bathroom and towels might still be a little beyond him. Men. Hopeless. f x Cookie Monster In Bondage! Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
11 Mar 08, 12:16 AM teach_me UK(OL), 2 yrs	you'd be no good living with DM then ...... he can't tell the difference between red and purple...... never mind blue and green Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
11 Mar 08, 12:18 AM teach_me UK(OL), 2 yrs	x_flaire_x wrote: He bought peach...yes, PEACH, toilet paper. I mean, honestly. He said that it doesn't matter what colour toilet paper is. f x but its brown by the time you've finished with it anyway ..... doesnt that clash with green??? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?